#nbtstart

[crownchaser]

“That’s what passes for a runway walk these days? This place has obviously gone downhill since I left. Your arms are completely disconnected from the rest of your body, your hips look like someone stuck an iron bar through them to limit your range of motion and I’m pretty sure you’re going for a fierce look on your face but it’s coming across as constipated. Surely, someone here has told you all of this before? They can’t all be blind.”

[crownchaser]

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maks: okay, I'm completely done, we're going to have to call a fucking house meeting

maks: somebody ate my leftovers again and that is honestly just a manifestation of such evil that I'm pretty sure one of us might actually be the reincarnation of Voldemort