#nbx;

[speciovs]

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

super text list (texts from last night inspired)

[ sms ⟷ abigail ] that night, our friendship entered a pit it could never return from. [ sms ⟷ abigail ] but it’s okay. i mean, at least you cleaned up. don’t know what to say about my old man though. he’s kinda always bitter. you okay, though?

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[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

super text list (texts from last night inspired)

[ sms ⟷ annabelle ] joke’s on you, you’re talking to me now. [ sms ⟷ annabelle ] tacos are still supreme. fight me. 

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[ txt ] went to bed with a 10. Just woke up with a 2 and a half

super text list (texts from last night inspired)

[ sms ⟷ unknown ] sorry man, that sounds unfortunate. what’d ya do?[ sms ⟷ unknown ] was it makeup? hair? you gotta tell me now. 

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[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.

super text list (texts from last night inspired)

[ sms ⟷ unknown ] i dunno what you want, but do you want a burnt kitchen?[ sms ⟷ unknown ] me cooking at 3am is how you get burnt kitchens.

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[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

super text list (texts from last night inspired)

[ sms ⟷ delia ] i once had this psychotic nanny in america. the pain is real.[ sms ⟷ delia ] is that too much? are there babysitters for 24 year olds?