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magda: don’t open ur closet door there’s a wasp in there no time to explain gtg give a tedtalk about being the smartest woman alive don’t get stung ig
magda: or do. literally whatever it’s ur life.
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magda: open ur window
magda: open ur window
magda: open ur window
magda: open ur window
magda: 4 texts is extremely polite i’m breaking the pane now i have a leg injury and i’m fucking bleeding out nadira do u want my life on ur hands? i didn’t fucking think so
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magda: ever wish ur teeth screamed like terrified villagers whenever u chewed things so u could feel like a maniacal giant that came down on a beanstalk to reap havoc on that bastard jack and all of his neighbors whenever u ate a sandwich?
magda: wrong person but still an incredibly important philosophical debate so i’d appreciate ur input.
magda [5 minutes later]: well?
