#ncskits

[n0connections]

Steve: Hey Jonathan. Can I ask you something?

Jonathan: I guess.

Steve: If Nancy bought you flowers, would that be cool or lame?

Jonathan: Steve if this is some kind of joke about my masculinity-

Steve: It’s not. I honestly want to know if you would like getting flowers even though you’re a guy. Robin is my go to for this kind of thing, but she can’t really offer her perspective here - and I don’t have many guy friends that aren’t children.

Jonathan: Well in that case, I think it would be really cool. I’m surprised you didn’t just ask Eddie though. You two seem glued at the hip lately.

Steve: Yeah.

Jonathan: Ohhhhhh. Cool.

[n0connections]

Eddie: Steve what happened to my shampoo?

Steve: Nothing. It’s in the shower.

Eddie: Where? All I see is your crap.

Steve: A - that’s not crap. Two - those individual bottles of soap, shampoo, and conditioner, that all serve VERY different purposes, are yours.

Eddie: Steve, I thought we talked about how you don’t need to buy my love.

Steve: This is not a gift. I have come to accept that I might be dating someone with better hair than me. But I refuse to stand back and do nothing while you destroy it with that poison.

Eddie: Wait, you think I have better hair than you?!?

Steve: I said might.