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[nxbellionartz]

not art but hey fellas look what I got 💞

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guess what unappreciated pokemon i really want to be in detective pikachu despite all odds????????????? its love cofagrigus hour

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me: i want to sleep

my brain: marvin marvin marvin marvin marvin the martian Marvin The Martian Marvin The M A Rteai n marv in n nn

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im very tired and i love cofagrigus so much. you guys dont understand the full extent to which i love cofagrigus. ive literally cried two times because of how much i love cofagrigus, the first time because of a fanfiction that said it was pure evil and it made me upset and the second time because my brother said cofagrigus’s hands are only for fighting and it made me upset. i love cofagrigus so much. i bet they use all their arms to hug their friends twice as much. seeing videos of people petting it in pokemon amie makes me so happy because i get to see this big spooky coffin monster get head pats and do the ^u^ face and flail its arms around in delight. im so happy this pokemon exists i just love it so much. i want it to pick me up with all its arms and just hold me i love cofagrigus so much. aa 

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a non-exhaustive list of absolutely ridiculous shit that wilt has done

Was so bad at saying no to people asking for help that he ended up in JAIL twice in the same episode, once for holding a bag of money for a bank robber and once for delivering pizza to the police (after being unable to say no to some prisoners who wanted to escape, and escaping) and promptly being put back in jail

Offered to starve first on a camping trip when there was no food

Got himself stuck in quicksand while trying to help someone during the same camping trip, and proceeded to apologize for sinking into the quicksand

Gave up his bed in the first episode and slept UNDER the bed for the entire rest of the show

Offered to “punish himself” for doing something bad

Spent an entire afternoon covering for two characters who STOLE A BUS that another character needed to use for errands, doing everything including pushing the head of the house down the stairs so he wouldn’t find out what happened to the bus

Ended up in jail a third time because he turned himself in for breaking ridiculous rules like “no standing on the rug”

Ended up in jail a FOURTH time because he helped some guys loading furniture into a truck and it turned out that they were burglars

Spent hours of his time on a time-sensitive cross-country trip mowing everybody’s lawn that he passed by because they seemed so busy to let their lawn grow like that

And there’s definitely more but I can’t remember off the top of my head

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wilt. hes sexy. dude is super tall and athletic and has an amazing smile and is the sweetest and most kind and he can COOK and does chores without being asked because he wants to help out. wilt is cartoon imaginary basketball WarriorMale. i dont understand why more people dont think this. wilts perfect.

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im gonna go feral i love wilt so fucking much askgshgjkgklghskagjsgk

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not to be pokemon on main but i absolutely live for cofagrigus i love this big coffin man so much