This is my shitty letter to my neighbours.
This has gone on for 9 months.
I am writing to inform you of a few things that have come to my attention while you have been living there. The first is that one of you is smoking in your bathroom so that it comes through the extractor fans to our bathroom. This is a non-smoking building and we would like it if you smoked outside as it makes our flat smell of smoke and we are both non-smokers. The second is that you leave your washing to dry in the hall way, this is a communal area, and leaves the area smelling of damp washing and restricts the access to our front door. There is a washing line in the garden for such things. The third is that you consistently close the window on the stairs and the skylight; this causes the smell of damp washing and smoke to stagnate in the communal area. I have tried leaving polite notices but they are being ignored. Also I have noticed that it is one of your occupants that are leaving the front door down stairs open. When my visitors left on Friday 13th of September the door was open and you came home with shopping. That door is for all of our securities. I have again left a polite notice for this to be left locked at all times as our bike was stolen. The fourth problem I have is your consistent door slamming and noise, the previous tenants in flat 5 never slammed their door so it is not a door problem, and the front door downstairs does not need slamming as no one else does it; If you wish to slam the door at least lock it afterwards.
If these issues are to continue I will be forced to contact our local council, get in touch with your landlord and the freeholders of this building. You are the only ones to keep doing this as all other tenants have been fine to live with for the time we have lived here.
Please send demons to their house.
Any suggestions of change send me a message too. :P