Random Ramblings
Similes that make you smile?
Nah, I’d rather depress you, like when I watch Green Mile.
Eat some cake, then alliterate while I masturbate.
Mistour Mastermind, massacre all the masqueraders.
Until the only ones left are me and Darth Vader.
Live out our lives playing Battlefront, spamming the Death Star,
Dueling with toy lightsabers, and force choking Jar Jar.
Then for Halloween we’d trick-or-treat on Tatooine.
Scared of the nightlife, so I turn on my nightlight.
My conscious drew a chalk line between wrong and right,
But as time went by I stacked my cloudy days.
Now I don’t know how to act, the rain washed the chalk away.
- Mistour J














