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[silverwind25]

save me spamtenna sketch dump

[overweightgainer]

We’re back🐽

[gaggedbypetals]

anyone out there lowkey just want to be in a practically see through medical gown on a cold exam table poked and prodded at by some strange scientist who refuses to wear gloves and claims it’s for better results but they also take pictures and…uhmmm let others watch but you don’t want others to watch so they force you to deal with it and play with your pussy in front of the others, and they claim they only treat you like this but act as though they do this to others to make you jealous and shame you about it

it’s not just me i know it’s not

[nmorown]

[bunnyhiphopper2673]

What if Luigi writes to Bowser while he and Jr are in prison, and what if he writes in a special book for him?

Luma guard approaches the cell of a healed back together but still evil Bowser with his son who’s grown exhausted from digging. “You got a special delivery king Bowser!” She tosses it at the king right in his face. “Who would send a package to you dad?” Prince Jr ask. Bowser also surprised opens the mysterious gift to find a very decretive scrapbook, with the colors green and yellow, with a title, “our friendship” on the cover. While Jr has no idea who sent this gift to his wicked father, only one person came to his mind. He opens the first page of the beautiful scrapbook to find a letter folded in the book. In a rush he unfolds the letter and reads to himself.

“Dear Bowser, I’ve been told that you and your son have been taken away somewhere, somewhere very far away. I wasn’t told where but it worries me what could be happening to you. Things have changed in the mushroom kingdom, when the castle was destroyed after your boys attack, we’ve all rebuilt the castle made it better than ever, but something that doesn’t make it feel the same is without having you in the castle, in your little terror tower. I miss having you around, I had so much fun talking to you, cooking, and reading with you, the more time we spent I felt the closer we got to your redemption. Even after the recent battle we had, I can’t stop thinking about the amazing times we had together, so I made this scrapbook to remind you of the memories from when it was just you me. I don’t know where you are or if I’ll ever see you again, but I hope your keeping your son safe I know your a good guy and I’ll never forget you but I’ll always forgive you. Love your human friend Luigi.”

Bowser was overly touched by the note, the word that stuck to him the most was “Love” no one else has used the word love to him. Jr was still confused. “Dad who sent this, and what does that letter say?” He ask. Bower didn’t know how to tell his son about the companionship he had with the enemy. “It’s… it’s complicated son, might be hard for you to understand. When Jr went to bed sound asleep, bower went flipping through the pages filled with memories of him and his friend, in like the speed of light, bowser’s feelings from the moments he was with Luigi bounce right into him, causing a single tear fall from his face as he clutches his heart. “I hope I see you again someday Luigi.”

[haveihitanerve]

The Justice League + Batman except all of their contact happens through none other than the Signal. 

Batman knows the League, the League knows Batman. Sometimes they work together, sometimes he yells at them, every time he reminds them to stay the fuck out of his city and that he works alone/doesnt need their help

However. 

Every blue moon or so, the Justice League needs Batman’s help. 

So they call him up, use the special phone or button or whatever else device that Bruce gives them in case of emergencies

And who happens to answer this phone, call, text, button, every single time? 

None other than the Signal, or our beloved Duke Thomas. 

And Duke has zero fucks to give. He’s Bruce’s golden child, beloved by all Bats, randomly starts beef with the eldest two, and cannot be touched by a single creature on planet Earth or Bruce will start making it rain bodies. 

So Signal picks up the phone, or shows up in the Zeta tubes every time the League calls and is like “Yello?” 

And the League is like. “You- you're a child.” And maybe Nightwing is a part of the League at this point, maybe he’s complaining and is like “no! Fuckin- Signal go get Batman! This is a serious threat!” 

And Duke is just like “Is it as serious as the problem of your receding hairline, Dick? Because yea then I can see how this is a problem.” 

And Dick is just mildly put off and the League is shook, because every person creature anything that has a conscience in any way has never reacted to Nightwing like this before. 

And then theres this kid who just casually- a. Doesn't do what he asks, b. Insults him right to his face, and c. refers to him by an insult. It fucks with their minds

Nightwing doesn't seem to be that bothered by any of what was just said, and Signal shows up at the fight and he’s trained and well versed and he and Nightwing are in perfect sync and clearly know each others moves very well even though they seemingly exchange only four words and three of them were insulting and/or curse words

And Signal just. Becomes a constant. He’s snarky and sassy and a sweetheart and will not leave Nightwing tf alone and makes friends easily

And The League is comparing him to Batman, trying to see how on earth this human lightbulb and sunshine and the Devil incarnate are so close that Batman trusts Signal to do all his work like this

But then one day an issue arises that is severe and they genuinely need more than Signal, they need Batman

So Duke invites them into Gotham- even though they’re cautious and are like “r u sure?”- and Duke just waves them off and leads them through the city

And he stops every ten yards to wave to someone- either a shadow slipping around a corner or a brightly colored mask wearer who has the same bat symbol on their chest as Duke and eventually Green Lantern or someone works up enough courage to go “I thought he works alone?” And Duke starts having a coughing fit so severe Superman genuinely wants to return to the Watchtower to run diagnosis on him, but Duke finally recovers and goes “ha. Nah.” And doesn't answer any more questions

And they meet Batman in the Cave and are asking him for help and referring to the other, older missions they've done with Signal and how they could be correlating and Batman just stares at them in silence for five long minutes and they're like “oh no what did we do” and then he slowly turns to look at Signal who is not so casually inspecting his fingernails and goes- 

“You. Did. what.” And thats when the league realizes Signal has not been trusted to do all these missions with Batman, he’s just done them and never informed his mentor about it and everyone is braced and waiting for the storm to hit and Signal just flashes a smile and goes, sweetly, “But you were so busy!” And Batman stares at him for a few moments longer, sighs, and helps the JL with their mission, all the while keeping himself planted firmly between them and Signal- and the JL try not to breathe too loudly or let out gasps when all the earlier shadows and mask wearers from before come toppling through the Cave, complaining loudly and ignoring them completely as they cartwheel over Batman’s back and steal things right from his hands and casually chat up Green Lantern or try to steal Wonder Woman’s lasso and Batman just lets out one, slow, long suffering sigh and Signal grins, clapping in delight as he laughs and lets out a sharp whistle yelling “A’s got cookies!” And the Cave is suddenly empty again and 

Yea idk where I was going with this but please give me Duke and Bruce interactions and how royally it fucks with the Leagues minds. 

-Or even better- he brings Steph and Tim and Damian etc into the League but they all just think he has talented friends like Young Justice or smth and Nightwing but in reality they all came from the same orphanage and they don't discover this until they actually enter Gotham.

[shmoopboy]

realized i hadn’t tried the shamrock shake yet, so i gulped a few down before bed!