#needle talk

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

is this where I’m supposed to go if I cause an accident?

@vincent-sdn

"You go to your dispatcher or your team's assigned HR representative depending on the type & severity if you cause an accident-

If you're in an accident & need a med check, you come 'ere."

[notnights]

Same anon as last time

YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FUCKING

I had severe emetophobia. Emphasis on had.

I'm gonna try to aggressively write Ribbun fics about needles and see if I can hyperfixate myself out of that one too because i usually try to bite the doctors like the feral raccoon I am when i need shots or my blood drawn. Godspeed friend. Godspeed.

You have no idea how much you have genuinely impacted my life.

This reminds me of a story. As a wee tot, I was terrified of aliens. When I was around 12 the History channel first started their alien shows. I stayed up late and one came on, couldn't find the remote and was too terrified to get up, so started watching it.

And well, I got over my alien fear that night and was actually like "wow neat," now I have alien OCs. Good luck with your trial, friend! I became chronically ill 3 years after I stopped fearing aliens, so got over my needle fear by a different kind of exposure therapy. If you only have to do it sometimes, its okay to be scared of it. Being brave isn't about not fearing the thing, its about doing the thing still even when you're afraid. Also because I don't know when I'll get to use this reaction I made again:

[uozlulu]

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

Hypothetically what would one do about a possible caffeine overdose. Totally hypothetical

@dragonheroatsdn

" 'Hypothetically', You Could D I E ."

"So be honest here & tell me your symptoms-

Any nausea, diarrhea, dizziness or rapid heartbeat? Any disorientation, hallucinations, or respiratory issues? Any kind of convulsions or seizure like events?

Come on, man- Time is running out 'ere."

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

If you want any money to help pay for all the broken equipment I can entirely fund that.

- @ask-hysteria

"No, no- It's fine."

"The SDN has more than enough in the budget to replace things since, ya-'know- Can't reallt dispatch any hereos if all of them are sick, hurt, or dead."

"It's just the paperwork- Shit is annoying as fuck, though occasionally I get to mark down shit like 'explosive powers caused explosion' & that's kind'a funny."

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

Hi, I don't know if you're the right person to go to, but can you help me untangle uh... this.🐍

*Rowan will point to their hair showing a bunch of tangled snakes*

@ask-the-intern-sdn

"How in the- Sit down, I'll get the jelly."

[stitcher-sdn-medical]

Did my idiot of a boyfriend do something stupid?

@bluelizardengineersdn

"I'd say 'be more specific' since I get alot of idiots here, but I've seen you & Breor around the building a few times- Yeah, he had a caffeine overdose & came in for treatment. He'll be fine so long as he cuts back for a few days & doesn't go over his body's limits."

[notnights]

I mark my injection days on my calendar with bee stickers because I’m 5