#needs to pee

[nervou5wr3ck]

Alix: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Julian’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

[2ifbifrost]

Bad Attitude Bitching

OP wants suggestions for a dog to accompany 40 mile/day bike trips. Dalmatian keeps being suggested because "they were bred for that." Bitch, do you know how many Dalmatians have been under the selection pressure of any more endurance for three times around the ring?

[silveragelovechild]

Chris Evans looks like he really needs to pee!

He probably regrets chugging down that 32 ounce Gatorade before the interview.

[soapyloulanie]

That awkward moment when you send gifs to you family in a group chat and it sends something else. So glad that it was just a picture of Demyx being sent instead of someone flipping them off. Just about dodged the bullet there! xD

[meblahg]

Waking up

Although my body is a dry smelly casing that needs replenishment, I cant help but wallow in this comforting daze. Maybe I should watch some porn.

[azy-shiko]

BRB

Well, Tumblr. It has been fun for the past few hours, but I seriously need to pee. Please let me go TT^TT

And let me watch some T.V. you distract me too much. I may lose my kidneys! 

I'll be back I promise! *runs off to the restroom* *Tumblr comes in and kills me* x.x.

[requieminred-archive-blog]

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[katherines-blawg]

I hate really needing to pee when you're in bed trying to get to sleep, but it's too dark and freaky to get up and so you just sit there working yourself up just to go to the bathroom