Facebook, Part II: People Who Post Needy and Attention-Seeking Facebook Statuses
(Facebook is like a sieve, that goes through the entire population of which MANY people are idiots, and ends up with a population where MOST people are idiots. While a handful of people use Facebook thoughtfully, to keep up with family and friends and occasionally post interesting, culturally relevant topics, most of Facebook has turned into a circus of self-worship and…well…idiocy. In the coming days, we will be posting our multi-part analysis of Facebook Idiots.)
“So over this bullshit…” “ What did I do to deserve this?” “At the hospital…”
Ok let me be very clear again if you didn’t get it the first time. No. One. Gives. A. Shit. Are you so pathetic that you are actually going to try to be mysterious in hopes to get attention from people via Facebook? First of all, the “bullshit” that you’re “over” is probably some inane fight with your mom. What did you do to “deserve?” You probably didn’t study and failed a test. And you’re at the hospital? You probably have to go pick up your birth control pill. You are not getting heart surgery, no one died. Because if they did, you would probably be too sick or too busy with your family and loved ones to be sitting on your ass posting on FB. And even if you have to vent why the hell are you putting it as a stupid status on FB? Go drown your misery in alcohol, sex, or Real Housewives marathons like everyone else.
And I don’t know who’s worse, the person writing the status or the fucking idiots who buy into it and comment on it. “IS EVERYTHING OK??” “ Call me” “I’m here for you” Are they serious? Can they not see right through these statuses??? People who validate you idiots give you attention and just make you post more garbage littering Facebook so that every time I check my eyes burn out of my face and I throw up my last three meals.