When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.
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When it comes to shooting patterns, I like to go PB&J. Penis, Brain, Jaw.
Jason Todd
Jason Todd: Tim, you studied harder for this than any of us.
Tim Drake: It doesn’t mean I’m gonna do good.
Jason Todd: Well.
Tim Drake: Well what?
Jason Todd: It’s do well, not good.
Tim Drake: Oh God!
Dick Grayson: Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we’re in a gay club.
Jason Todd: [surrounded by a large group of drag queens, two of whom are stroking his cheeks] Man, nothing gets past those keen bat senses, huh, Dick?
Jason Todd: Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
Damian Wayne: How have you survived this long?
Jason Todd: Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My favorite angst is one of the Batfamily happening across an emotionally dead Jason in the cemetery as he's digging in front of his gravestone with a shovel because he's so sick of the world he came back to he just wants to go back where he belongs - where he should have never left.
Well I didn’t need my heart tonight.
Dad!Jason: when Damian's older and he's in an argument with Bruce, bruce tries to pull the "I'm your father" card on him, but that just makes Damian angrier because Jason's his dad.
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Probably around when Damian was informed that Bruce was his real father. When did I say that was, when he was eight or so? He probably stopped referring to Dick and Jason as Didi and Baba for a while, because he was bitter and angry.
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“Why can’t I go in there?” Damian snapped, struggling to pull his hand from Bruce’s grasp as he dragged him away from the park. “Jason lets me go there all the time.”
“Well, Jason’s not your father.” And Bruce knew is was a mistake the second it came from his mouth. Because he was, he was so much more Damian’s father than Bruce was, at this point. But the train was already crashing, and it couldn’t stop now. “I am.”
There was a paused, and then Bruce could feel the rage billowing off the little boy.
“He might not be by blood,” Damian responded quietly, protectively, finally finding the strength to ripe his hand away from the man. He didn’t run away, but as he continued to walk next to Bruce, he kept a clear distance. “But he’ll always be a better one than you are.”
Since Jason chose to raise Damian instead of becoming the Red Hood, he's probably around 17-19 years in age. I imagine as a teen father he probably gets some disapproving glances from people that should just mind their own damn business. On the other hand, he's a hot young dad with a cute baby son he obviously adores, so I'm sure he's always getting numbers to set up "play dates" from other single parents. Could I please request a 3 sentence prompt of the latter or former please? Thank you! :)
In my mind, in this AU I imagine Jason is between 20-21, but I guess it’s up to the reader. Gonna go for the latter prompt here, since the former is very similar to another prompt I received that I’d like to do, so.
This is before he and Dick really get together, and Dick had gotten home from work just a few minutes before.
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Dick glanced up from his magazine when he heard the door open, and Damian’s happy babble. He smiled as Jason kicked the door closed, rubbing his nose gently against Damian’s.
“What’re those?” Dick asked when Jason set down Damian’s diaper bag, and immediately dug into his jacket pocket, pulling out a fistful of business cards and little slips of paper.
“Phone numbers. From some of the other parents at the park. To set up play dates, they said. Though, to be honest, I couldn’t tell if they meant play dates for our kids or ‘play dates’ for us.” Jason raised his eyebrows suggestively. Dick laughed as he approached, and took the wiggling Damian in to his own arms. Jason fanned the numbers out between his hands, and his grin turned mischievous. “Want to help me sort ‘em? Then we can see if my game’s better with the moms or the dads.”
I love that AU idea of Jaybird as a professional wedding planner! He's probably in high demand. Is he still Dick's adopted brother and everyone's in the wedding business, or do they meet at wedding of a (non-?) superhero couple where Dick's all "whoa...who is HE?"
gosh yes. I loving the non-family one. Like Dick attends a wedding, and sees him out the corner of his eyes, goes over and Jason is super frantically busy like he is managing this whole organised chaos. So Dick tries to engage him in convo and Jason just brushes him off, then Dick tries again and Jason just spins around, eyes him up, and recites the entire dossier of info he has on him, then turns around and goes back to work.
And Dick? Dick’s just sitting there with a doppy smile on his face because yeah, he might be in love.
(Also in this AU what if Dick is still Nightwing? And Jason’s just a ordinary wedding planner… or so Dick thinks) akfhsaf