#neftelbent

[whghjcarchive]

and although she is on the wrong moon to hear them the voices keep chanting endlessly you killed him you killed him you tore his flesh to bits you sliced him ground his bones and burst him open his blood is on your hands his blood is on your hands his blood is on your hands and you will never be clean and even after he returns she cannot sleep but for the memory of glazed eyes and the fear of drowning in a sea of iron and rust

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everything i write sounds the same

[pulpfanfiction]

neftelbent dangan ronpa au

idk

[whghjcarchive]

neftelbent dangan ronpa au: let's be honest i could never kill anyone so i'd probably just die like a wimp or be like hagakure and kind of stupid my way through the whole thing

[pulpfanfiction]

i accidentalyl skipped the one she said which was "an au where everything is the same except theo floats about a centimeter off the ground and no one questions it"

[pulpfanfiction]

me: an au where any time andrew speaks, spaghetti falls out of his pockets

me: wait thats not an au

me: ZING

maddie: what the fuck

[pulpfanfiction]

maddie: neftelbent au where we are all transformers but i am one of those red and yellow childrens play cars

me: oh my god

maddie: neftelbent au where all of the fights are rap-offs

me: oh my fucking god

maddie: neftelbent au where everything is the same but andrew has tim curry's voice

me: an au where everything is the same except zack is literally in the body of an infant. same voice. same mind. but in the body of a baby and no one acknowledges is.

maddie: i woke up at five am and made all these goddamn pancakes

me: omfg

maddie: au where everything is the same but maddie only speaks in sound effects

me: an AU where everything is the same but Andrews hair is held in place with gross amounts of hair gel

maddie: gunshot gunshot cash register noise

me: what???? Andrews stuck in a well?????????

maddie: descending slide whistle

me: omfg

maddie: au where everything is the same but zack is replaced with a life size clay model of justin bieber

me: an au where everything is the same except literally nothing is the same

maddie: au where andrew is the sad one and everyone else is drama-free

me: an au where Theodore is a utahraptor with thick glasses

maddie: omfg

me: also we all get eaten by a utahraptor with thick glasses

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neftelbent requirement: andrew must say "hey baby, i'm a thief of time - mind if i steal a moment of yours?" at least once