NOW Thats what i Call GAMING

hey dude. zack, 30, any pronouns (twitter)

[pulpfanfiction]

hi! i am allegedly zack.

L + ratio + TMA + whatever pronouns are funniest + your token anti-zionist commie jew friend that you can use for arguments + 30 + women in their 30s are in demand + if youre going to leave a comment on a post i made in high school 10,000,000 years ago then it better be really fucking funny

also on the liberal butterfly website at kaidaiju and to a much lesser extent sometimes pulpfanfiction.

also tumblr user deepseasmetro is my boyfriend. follow them theyre smarter and better at posting than me

also mutuals of any length of time can feel free to message me for my discord because i am infamously bad at talking to people. i love you

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[deepseasmetro]

can anyone help me

[pulpfanfiction]

context based on my very shaky memory of this image:

screenshot i think from 4chan, probably /v/, with a picture of nolan north walking onstage at something like TGAs, E3, etc. post goes something like:

>nolan north walks onstage to accept award for performance as nathan drake >floor suddenly opens up and he starts to frantically scramble to find a handhold >"oh no, oh shit! woah woah woah! oh shit, oh shit!"

Help.

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[thej0ry]

you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-

[thej0ry]

Yes unfortunately, look at what happened to my siblings after my mom would make them laugh and not cry after they ran into a door or tripped or something

-Sarah (now goes by THE MUTILATOR) -Terry (Versace) -Kyle (The Killer) -Allie (Blood-Drinker) -Allie 2 (Blood-Drinker 2 (She could have used the whole New Name thing to distance herself from the fact that our mom named her Allie 2 because she looks exactly like Allie, but she kinda just doubled down on it even though she hated the name Allie 2…. She’s just a uncreative killer now :(((((((   -Fred (I Am Going To Put My Hands In Your Guts And Play With Them But Not In A Fun Way For You, A Fun Way For Me - if you dont say his whole Killer Name he crys and kills you) -Derrick (Josh)

[b0hannon]

but what about you OP?

[thej0ry]

Me? Well since I was the youngest I was entirely forgotten about by my parents and a pack of feral street dogs home invaded us one night and stole me away to raise me the dog way.

this is me now

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

Talk about whiplash

[thej0ry]

Alright, well it’s a movie about a guy wanting to be a jazz drummer and the instructor he has is very cruel and abusive - but although his methods have driven a past student to kill himself, in the end the main guy is able to drum solo really fast so it all works out!

[7777777awawawa7777777]

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

[maidthings]

elf liberalism probably goes insane

[maidthings]

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

[autisticexpression2]

What the fuck does this mean?

[maidthings]

its not my job to educate you

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[codekillkiss]

i guess now's as good a time as any...... ive been working on a pjackk archive (screenshotting every post he's made and categorizing them) for a while now and i think im on 2023 at the moment? i had and still do have big dreams of making a website to host it all since google drive isn't really the best option or anything but in light of his death i figure i might as well share what ive got so far.... some of it isn't categorized yet and it only goes up to a certain day AND some of the screenshots look like shit. and im sure it's not the best way to categorize it either. it's probably all just as he'd want it though so i think it's basically fine. i hope this can help you find a post you like or discover some new ones!

[revumajiosu]

YOUVE FOUND MY FAVORITE POST IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS THANK YOU

[sakutarousadventure]

[evelily-deactivated20260503]

Doing all my little tasks while saying "Reimu!" as a vocal stim.

[evelily-deactivated20260503]

Visit Original Link

[evelily-deactivated20260503]

That's. not the right

audio.

[complexkomainu]

nooo that souds about right

[greelin]

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

[pitbolshevik]

it dawned on me earlier when i was explaining dodge vipers to a friend who doesn't know cars how fucking insane they were

[pitbolshevik]

this fucking thing is notorious for being incredibly dangerous to drive. like, it straight up wants to kill you. there are several reasons for this:

-massive engine combined with a very lightweight body. absolutely insane amount of torque.

-no airbags

-no ABS, no traction control, no electronic driver aids whatsoever

-stiff suspension, lots of power and wide tires meant that it was incredibly twitchy and would oversteer badly if you didnt manage it perfectly

-the tires werent really equipped to handle all of that power so they'd often lose grip or just literally fucking melt

-it does not like bumps. if the pavement isnt perfect and youre going fast, it will spin out

-its exhaust pipe is positioned so that it's extremely easy to get burned by it when exiting the vehicle

[madamepestilence]

no airbags is fucking insane; please tell me it at least has seatbelts

[pitbolshevik]

it did have seatbelts! it did not have external door handles though lol

[cerastes]

Me unironically when my art doesn’t get traction: “it’s just that touhou is not known in the west”

[pitbolshevik]

im not usually a big fan of american cars but god i love the viper so fucking much. it's like a corvette that wants you dead

[pitbolshevik]

there is something deeply charming to me about a car that desperately wants to kill you

[pitbolshevik]

i watched a video once of a room full of automotive journalists talking and i remember one guy was like "let me see a show of hands: how many of you have spun out in a viper?" and every hand shot up. perfect vehicle.

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[pulpfanfiction]

honestly i feel like "i dont really fw american cars that much but the dodge viper is just sooooooo sick" is like the most universal truth possible among car enjoyers. they really did just make the absolute dopest death machine ever and it sucks absolute ass

[pulpfanfiction]

like listen. i hate american cars as much as the next guy.

but when you throw the biggest, loudest V10 into a body that looks like a sports car that is WAY ahead of its time, and you give it such features as "windows that dont roll down, you have to just physically remove them" and "exhaust pipes directly under the door, so they legally had to put a sticker on the inside of the door warning you to be careful getting out of the car while wearing shorts or youll burn the shit out of your legs" or "no airbags, in the interest of weight reduction", AND you make it rear-wheel drive so it's an absolute fucking death machine if you're not prepared for the insane amounts of torque it's producing when you hit the gas? well, how am i NOT supposed to love it