#neil core

[occultedstar]

an AU where neil doesn’t play exy professionally but instead somehow lands a job as a commentator….

he is obviously terrible at being impartial. every time andrew is playing it’s just:

“minyard just stared down the referee for calling a foul. the ref immediately reconsidered. fascinating display of psychological warfare.”

“some say he’s the best goalkeeper of his generation. they’re correct.”

and when Kevin is playing:

“Day takes the shot... and scores. i’m sure he’ll be insufferable about it for the next decade.”

“a near miss from Kevin. don’t worry, he’s probably already coming up with a 45-minute PowerPoint on how the court dimensions were off by 0.03 inches.”

[notacluedo]

higher education made me forget how to draw neil

[s--strawberry]

guess who had things to do but made a neil mood board instead ?

[gog-urt]

i don't think we can "fuck it, we ball" our way out of this one guys //:

[occultedstar]

continuing exy commentator neil! bc he’s for the people

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I like to imagine his commentary doesn’t end with just the players so I give you:

aaron minyard- in the crowd at kevin’s game

“and aaron minyard just checked his watch for the fourth time this quarter. hey aaron, if you’re waiting for a better offer, i heard the dmv is taking walk ins.”

dan wilds- as head coach

“I can’t hear what wilds is saying, but judging by the hand gestures, I’m guessing it’s not ‘great job, keep it up.’ she learned that from wymack”

kevin day- player (obviously)

“and kevin day scores again. stat sheets all over the world are trembling with excitement.”

[occultedstar]

exy commentator!neil is backkkkkk

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neil gets invited to do a post game breakdown

“this was a controversial call in my opinion. i would love to elaborate, but my lawyer has advised me to stop threatening refs on air. i hope that whistle comes with a refund"

"now, if we zoom in… enhance… and apply common sense… we can clearly see that this call was fucking stupid."

they mute his mic quickly