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13) Your most ridiculous characterPC: That has to be either the character I made for my friends upcoming pathfinder game which is a goblin rogue called Glugbug of Clan Ripnugget who is just setting out in the world to make a ton of money via adventuring so that he can become a gentleman of leisure and win the hand of the goblin maiden he loves. Or the time I decided to play Sailor Moon in a game of Everybody is John and about halfway through landed us in jail for killing the UK prime minister with baseball bat on live television while wearing a latex sailor moon costume. I swear it made sense at the timeNPC: Bucks The Bullywug has been a character near to my heart that has made appearances in any D&D campaign I run. Bucks is a straightforward shop merchant, real estate agent and purveyor of magic curios. Bucks talks real fast about cutting you a great deal on a second hand castle with a slightly used dungeon, how she came across the castle may not be legal, or maybe she has this great dagger that hates orcs and does +2 damage to orcs, it's really a mixed bag when it comes to Bucks. She's essentially a second hand cars saleswoman who's all about making that dough and loves using home spun truths and sayings.
20) The coolest item you ever got and how you came to possess itI wish I could remember more details of this one shot, but it was a fantastically fun Oceans Eleven kind of heist D&D one shot where we were tasked with breaking intoa wizards inner city base and stealing a magical warforged body, whose body parts would attach to a human missing that part, giving them an appropriate magical ability to go with it. Fast forward to the end of the heist and the only living characters are me, the halfling thief (really original character, I know), and the human barbarian. We’ve barricaded ourselves onto the roof of the building, from which we had now nearly stolen the warforged suit from, and the doors were coming down as the wizard’s pet monsters were coming for our blood. I panic and have a quick idea on how to play our low WIS barbarian friend. I tell him to take off my legs with his great axe and bring me the warforged leg over, hoping for some sort of amazing ability to get me out of this shit storm. It works as the legs attach to my stumps and the DM tells me that in combination these legs let me jump triple the height and distance of a normal human, just enough to allow me to clear the streets bellow and onto a neighbouring building. I left the Barbarian to his death in a heartbeat.
26) The craziest thing your players have ever done, and how it affected your plans. It’s actually occurring in the current game right no, one of them has gone rogue and is majorly betraying the party after his character was kicked out for being too shady and he had to make a new one for the main party. His current one is now trying to play the evil, powerful and super manipulative vampire lord that rules the demi-plane in which they are trapped. So far his major betrayals have been giving up the location of famous vampire hunter that the player had managed to ally themselves with (evil vampire lord promptly found him and turned him into a vampire with the help of this rogue party member) and has lured the one woman that the evil vampire wants more than anything else in the world other than his own power (very much a Dracula / Nina Harker situation). As the DM, being an evil manipulative vampire has been a lot easier with the help of an agent like this, however, he’s starting to run his course on how useful he’s been to me. . .
