"...I'm confused. Why am I giving tips? I'm...okay, well I guess I'll do it anyway.
Let me feed you. I love feeding people. It's an act of love. It really is. Also feed me too. Actually, I always get fed first, remember that.
Pick me up. Like really, if anyone can pick me up, I kinda instantly get a crush on you regardless. It's not a fetish or anything...I swear!
You don't have to worry about me eating you. Well, not as much as someone I don't know.
Uhm...I'm always warm and cuddly. Just...try not to touch my wool too much. I think someone lost a finger in there.
Massage my feet please. Okay let me explain. There's a nice meaty section right between where my hooves split. IT'S HEAVEN!
Bruise me. I mean, not out of anger. But I do like getting bruises~ This is a fetish, I should be sorry but fuck you.
Uhm...er...anything else? Let's see...
Try not to get upset when I keep breaking my bathroom scales. I don't even know why I buy them...But I break them a lot.
If you're a guy let me dress you up in panties and skirts. Because that shit is hot. I mean it. All of you would love so cute in panties, skirts, and knee high socks. I always have extra pairs and wlkkenlsenbj,n,bjdn,jr