Oh? You're checking our Faerie Britain records? That's good, that's good! It was a very memorable play, wasn't it? Erm, sorry, Sion's theatrics must have rubbed off on me.
You know, Britain has a... Not unwarranted, mind you, bad reputation in culinary circles. But their baking traditions are pretty solid!
Have you ever heard of a Bara Brith? They're this Welsh bread speckled with fruits. If you like fruity cakes and bread, there also is the Dundee Cake, favorite of the Queen of Scots, the Singing Hinnies, with their wonderful song as they begin sizzling, and many more!
We also have Victoria Sponge Cake, Scones, Madeira Cake... If you go savory, you can't go wrong with good old Shepherd Pie!
Also, besides the things we expect and know from Proper Human History, I heard Faerie Britain had an uniquely developed chocolate culture!
All that is to say...
I REALLY WANTED TO GOOOOOO!!!
I'm a baker, ok!? I wanted to check recipes and expand my repertoire and maybe take in an apprentice or two! BUT DA VINCI GOT TO DO ALL THAT!!! And I was stuck on the Storm Border! Uaaaaaaaaah!!!
... eh? Next time we go to a British Singularity, you'll be sure to take me along? You mean it!? Yay! Thank you, Master!
Oh, but look at this. I made you listen to me complain on and on, and even got a favor from you. Alright! Lay it on me, Master! Do you have anything you'd like me to bake? It's only fair, to thank you for your support.
... Welsh Cakes? Pice ar y maen, the cakes on the stone. Hehe, they're the favorite of quite a few in our crew. Very well! A super large serving, coming right up~!