(Warning, a little foul language)
So, I'm working on an Android Game Development team for a class project. Art students and computer science students are working together for it. First off, the teacher had grouped the best programmers together, and the worst programmers together. I fall into the latter. Then, our team gets assigned two artists who seem to have never drawn anything in their god damn life. To make matters worse, they are photographers. First off, game was destined to be crap.
Anyways, the assets/drawings/stuff these artists are giving me is crap! I can draw better than what they've given me in less than half the fucking time! I've been waiting and waiting for their stuff and they give it to me three days before a playable version of the game is due. What. the. hell?
Beyond that, we were given three weeks to get to a playable game, so our team has each read out 200 pages worth of stuff about various Android programming stuff so we can code this stuff, and then, after two weeks, the teacher goes "Oh, I kind of expected you to use this software that basically does the coding for you!" God. Mother. Fucking. Shit. !@#$%^&^%$#@!@#$%^&^%$#@!
After two weeks of fucking coding research, we now have to make a game in just a few days. Can I say anything to the teacher? No. Because he's a foaindvfoswnring idjit who thinks that all I do is whine, when I ask legit questions, like "What dimensions will we be coding in?" and "How much RAM will we have to use?"
To make matters worse, if I fail any classes this semester, then it will take me an additional semester to graduate. So, the only thing I can do, is basically sit my ass down, and make all the goddamn assets, learn to use this f'ing piece of software, and make a freaking game by Monday, pretty much by myself. Or else, make a piece of crap in the next few days that works, then go back and make it much better for the final revision. I almost feel like asking the teacher if I can work by myself. He'll probably just laugh and say "If you want," thinking I won't be able to do it, simply because I'm not a strong programmer.