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do you really think the flyers will make it?

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whenever you call andrey a kitten this is what i picture in my head

Oh my god, did you steal him? IS THIS A HOSTAGE PICTURE? That's literally him, tell me the ransom right now, kitten needs to win this match.

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ask hour!!! any new tzjd thoughts?

Rule 63!tzjd where while jamie is very much still black cat and z is very much still overzealous fox, I imagine jamie would be the one wearing much more ‘feminine’ and cutesy outfits (think skirts and cute sweaters/cardigans, baby tees, etc etc), while trevor is pretty much wearing the same stuff she wears as a boy.

Anyway, both of them are still playing hockey. Trevor is bi and cool with it, loves playing on both sides of the coin, but also. very very infatuated with jamie.

Jamie on the other hand is soooo straight (she has never once orgasmed ever with a dude and quite literally hates seeing/hearing the dude at all during hook-ups. But she just believes it’s bc she hasn’t found The Right Dude). However. She’s been feeling things whenever she’s with Trevor.

She’ll tell Trevor to do something and will feel a zing going up her spine when Trevor immediately does as told. She’ll tell Trevor she wants something and oh the feeling in her when the next day Trevor has gotten her exactly what she mentioned she wanted off-handedly.

Anyway, at one point they’re out at a club and she’s nursing a drink and Trevor tells her that she’s gonna go pick up and jamie is like. Feeling off about it but also who is she to say anything so she’s like okay sure.

And then after a while of just being lost in her thoughts Jamie’s eyes glance over to the dance floor and there Trevor is. A pretty girl wrapped around her, her fingers trailing down Trevor’s back and her face only centimetres away from Trevor’s own. And. Fuck no.

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🌻🌻🪕?

🌻 living away from family has my eating schedule soooo fucked up, my friends will say ‘oh let’s go out after lunch’ and im like. Okay…. What time is lunch…. When are we going out… I’m stuffing my face anytime I get hungry and that has led me to having god knows how many meals (more or less 😭) a day. Like I’ll literally be up at 3 in the night cooking something because that’s the time my body’s picked to get hungry. And genuine question to all of you, is this normal? Should I start eating in the breakfast/lunch/dinner format again or is it okay if I live like this and remain healthy?

🌻 I feel like I’d be sooo good at wood carving. I’ve never done it in my life but sometimes I have scenarios of me making tiny little wood figurines (tiny little trevor zegras’, even) and im so convinced I could do it first try…. Trust when I have more money I’ll be testing this out. (Watch me be so horrendously wrong)

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ama: top four favorite drinks

1. Karak chai — specifically the one with a little bit of elaichi in it (I have no clue what the English word for elaichi is)

2. Diet Coke — I have such an unhealthy addiction to this drink I physically cannot stop buying it

3. Lemonade (with mint) — so refreshing and lovely

4. Apple juice — been obsessed with it since I was a child what can I tell you

I feel I have to clarify that I don’t drink alcohol so sadly I will never know the taste of some of the very fun drinks out there :( (which also makes my top four very basic lmfaoo)

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Im sorry for hating on the Oilers during that game 😔

I made a misjudgement and blamed them and not our coach. The Oilers are a good team and I do like them, I got way into this silly sport.

LMFAOOO, King TRUST you are well within your rights as a sports fan to hate on the team your guys are playing against and were actively losing to 😭 <3

I was doing the same thing when we played the sharks last time and lost to them!!! Truly what is sport without hating on the opposition!!!

I just needed to fully enjoy the win without seeing sharks doom posting on my dash for a bit, you did absolutely nothing wrong 😂🫶🏼

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More like he's prob just gonna go cheat on his wife again an blame it on losing round one.

Genuinely what do you want me to do abt this. Should I go confront my close and personal friend Connor McDavid for you. Should I call him up and tell him tumblr hate anon number 289135 has some thoughts that I think — as his close and personal friend — he needed to hear immediately.

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5!!! 🥰

5. Recommend a hidden gem for a popular pairing.

make it home by stutteringpeach. Jdtz future fic where jamie is retired and trevor is suddenly knocking at his door. I really loved the slow unraveling of all the buried up feelings in this and how it so cleanly led to the ending. Honestly, I think my main reason of liking this fic as much as I do is because of how perfectly the author has written both of them coming together again, like urfjgkhjhh. Yeah.