#nepeta log

[unrealshithead]

[07:59] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] began pestering adorableCombatant [AC] at 19:59 --

[07:59] TG: sup

[08:01] AC: :33 < oh, hi dave!

[08:01] AC: :33 < not to much really XPP

[08:01] AC: :33 < how about you?

[08:01] TG: same

[08:01] TG: im just chillin

[08:01] TG: working on some stuff kinda

[08:02] AC: :33 < oooh, what kinda stuff? :00

[08:02] AC: :33 < fun stuff?

[08:02] TG: sort of

[08:02] AC: :33 < like mewsic?

[08:02] TG: oh

[08:02] TG: no

[08:02] AC: :33 < something else huh?

[08:02] AC: :33 < shall i k33p guessing?

[08:02] AC: :33 < 21 questions!

[08:03] TG: i mean im still a totally dope rapper but

[08:03] TG: yeah okay

[08:03] AC: :33 < im sure you are X33

[08:03] TG: i think its called 20 questions but you can have that one extra

[08:03] AC: :33 < oh, oopsie!

[08:03] AC: :33 < ill make sure to use it wisely

[08:03] AC: :33 < ok, furst one!

[08:03] AC: :33 < does it have to do with your hobbies?

[08:04] TG: yes

[08:04] AC: :33 < hmm

[08:04] AC: :33 < and is someone helping you?

[08:04] TG: no

[08:04] AC: :33 < so its a one purrson cativity

[08:05] AC: :33 < does it make a lot of noise?

[08:06] TG: not yet

[08:06] AC: :33 < but it will?

[08:07] TG: yes

[08:07] AC: :33 < curiouser and curiouser!

[08:07] AC: :33 < so its a purroject

[08:07] AC: :33 < something youll show us later?

[08:08] TG: yeah

[08:08] AC: :33 < is it a purrticularly human thing?

[08:09] TG: no

[08:10] AC: :33 < do you n33d spurrcial equipment to make it?

[08:10] TG: yeah

[08:11] AC: :33 < is it to do with art?

[08:11] TG: yup

[08:12] AC: :33 < so youre making a piece of art!

[08:12] AC: :33 < right?

[08:12] TG: hell yeah

[08:13] AC: :33 < nice!

[08:13] AC: :33 < is it

[08:13] AC: :33 < a drawing?

[08:13] TG: nope

[08:14] AC: :33 < a sculpture??

[08:15] TG: nope

[08:15] AC: :33 < wow this is a tough one X00

[08:15] AC: :33 < wait, i know!

[08:16] AC: :33 < a moving picture!

[08:16] AC: :33 < youre making a movie!

[08:17] TG: wow that was pretty fast

[08:17] TG: did you just call it a moving picture

[08:18] AC: :33 < pawssibly PPX

[08:18] AC: :33 < equius always said i wasnt furry cultured

[08:18] AC: :33 < but ive b33n watching quite a lot of them recently!

[08:19] TG: yeah karkat will do that to you

[08:19] AC: :33 < h33h33, yep! thats what we do for dates a lot

[08:19] AC: :33 < we both really like all the gushy mushy ones X33

[08:19] TG: ew no kidding

[08:20] TG: hes such a marshmallow its embarrassing

[08:20] AC: :33 < yep! but its furry sw33t

[08:20] AC: :33 < like this one time

[08:20] AC: :33 < hell purrobably deny it if you ask

[08:21] AC: :33 < but this one time we watched the sinking boat movie

[08:21] AC: :33 < and he was crying a little bit too!

[08:21] TG: of fucking course he was

[08:22] TG: near far wherever you are

[08:22] TG: i believe that this gay ass shit does go on

[08:22] AC: :33 < we both agr33d that they both totally would have fit on the door :PP

[08:22] TG: obviously

[08:22] TG: that was such bullshit

[08:23] TG: i was like rose come on

[08:23] TG: the only thing hes gonna drown in is your tears

[08:23] AC: :33 < and she let go!! she said she wasnt going to but then she did!

[08:24] AC: :33 < *and* she dropped the purretty necklace

[08:24] TG: okay that necklass was ugly as fuck

[08:24] TG: *necklace

[08:24] AC: :33 < h33h33

[08:24] TG: but yeah she let go

[08:24] TG: totally unforgivable

[08:24] AC: :33 < well purrhaps it was a little much

[08:24] AC: :33 < but she still could have sold it!

[08:24] AC: :33 < and then bought another stinking boat!

[08:24] AC: :33 < one that wouldnt sink!

[08:26] TG: yeah well what was she gonna do with a boat

[08:26] TG: jacks dead

[08:27] AC: :33 < true X00

[08:27] AC: :33 < at least it was better than the human fish will smith movie

[08:27] AC: :33 < that was w33333ird

[08:28] TG: wait which one

[08:29] AC: :33 < eridan showed it to us! human will smith isnt a human, hes a fish

[08:29] AC: :33 < and there are sharks

[08:29] AC: :33 < and they sing DDX

[08:29] TG: oh wait

[08:29] TG: a shark tale

[08:29] AC: :33 < thats the one!

[08:30] AC: :33 < dont mention it to karkat i think hell have a seizure

[08:30] AC: :33 < he didnt look so good 8//

[08:30] TG: hahaha oh my god did he hate it

[08:30] AC: :33 < i think he lost conciousness at one point?

[08:30] AC: :33 < or maybe he just really really really liked it

[08:31] AC: :33 < so much that he couldnt take it

[08:31] AC: :33 < but purrobably not

[08:31] TG: oh my fuckign god

[08:31] TG: thats hilarious

[08:31] TG: we should screen it with feferi

[08:31] TG: and karkat

[08:32] TG: i just want to watch him stomp out the second the title screen comes up

[08:33] AC: :33 < fefurry might like it!

[08:33] AC: :33 < but i worry karkat might expurrlode or something

[08:33] TG: we could put the myths about spontaneous combustion to rest

[08:34] AC: :33 < wow, that sounds dangerous!

[08:34] AC: :33 < at least let him s33 your movie furst!

[08:34] AC: :33 < whats it going to be about, anyway?

[08:35] AC: :33 < do you still n33d any talented actressess? X33

[08:35] TG: maybe

[08:35] TG: oh

[08:35] TG: by the way

[08:35] TG: this is still kind of a secret

[08:35] TG: so if you could not mention it

[08:35] TG: to anyone

[08:35] TG: that would be cool

[08:36] AC: :33 < oh sure!

[08:36] AC: :33 < dont worry, i purromise i wont tell anyone

[08:37] AC: :33 < but if you efur n33d any help with it id be happy to!

[08:37] TG: thanks

[08:37] TG: uh its an sbahj movie adaptation

[08:38] TG: which means its gonna be so ironic and sick as hell

[08:38] AC: :33 < oh, the comics terezi liked!

[08:38] TG: she told you about them

[08:39] AC: :33 < she showed me a few of them, sure!

[08:39] AC: :33 < i didnt always get them

[08:39] AC: :33 < but i liked the one with the scuttlebuggy that goes in the water!

[08:39] AC: :33 < and the nachos X33

[08:39] AC: :33 < oh oh, and the praying one!

[08:39] AC: :33 < those were so funny XDD

[08:39] TG: thanks

[08:39] TG: i try

[08:39] AC: :33 < and furry sick B33

[08:41] AC: :33 < so those will all be in the movie? pawsome!

[08:42] AC: :33 < now i really cant wait to s33 it :33

[08:44] TG: haha

[08:44] TG: but

[08:44] TG: still in secret mode

[08:44] TG: im kind of working on something else

[08:44] TG: too

[08:45] AC: :33 < *ac gasps, now even meowre intrigued*

[08:45] AC: :33 < soemthing else huh?

[08:45] AC: :33 < and you know im furry, furry trustworthy and would nefur tell about that eifur, right?

[08:46] TG: yeah i know

[08:47] TG: otherwise i wouldnt have said anything

[08:47] AC: :33 < X33

[08:47] TG: im working on another project outside of sbahj

[08:47] AC: :33 < purrlease purroc33d!

[08:47] AC: :33 < is it anofur movie?

[08:48] TG: no

[08:48] TG: i mean maybe one day

[08:48] AC: :33 < oh? something else?

[08:48] TG: yeah

[08:48] TG: its a comic

[08:49] TG: its about us

[08:49] AC: :33 < :00!!!

[08:49] AC: :33 < about our adventures?

[08:50] TG: yep

[08:50] AC: :33 < wow!

[08:50] AC: :33 < you certainly will have a lot of material!

[08:50] AC: :33 < furom the furry beginning? with all the stuff with you and the humans?

[08:50] TG: yeah

[08:51] TG: its kind of a long story isnt it

[08:51] TG: but its the best story

[08:51] AC: :33 < h33h33, definitely

[08:53] AC: :33 < and the best purrt is its not even ofur yet!

[09:26] TG: exactly

[09:26] TG: except i dont know if i want to include this stuff

[09:27] TG: i guess since its still going on it feels weird

[09:27] TG: but its kind of different from how we used to be

[09:27] AC: :33 < oh yes

[09:27] AC: :33 < maybe seperate it into chapters at least!

[09:27] AC: :33 < or wait until we know what happurrns

[09:27] AC: :33 < its your purroject though!

[09:28] AC: :33 < so im sure you know what youre doing X33

[09:30] TG: yeah right

[09:30] TG: im totally biased too

[09:33] AC: :33 < therell be lots of stuff with just you four, right

[09:33] AC: :33 < fair enough!

[09:33] AC: :33 < but i can help you fill out the troll parts you werent there for, if you want?

[09:33] AC: :33 < and roxy told us lots of what happurrned with them!

[09:34] AC: :33 < i might leave out lots of what we said though, we were fur too chatty back then i think X00

[09:35] AC: :33 < up to you!!

[09:36] TG: oh yeah recaps would be sick

[09:36] TG: storyboarding

[09:38] AC: :33 < oh, like story comics!

[09:38] AC: :33 < yes yes, i can do that too!

[09:38] AC: :33 < but furry secretly, of course

[09:39] TG: of course

[09:39] TG: its gotta bw clawndestine

[09:39] TG: ya feel

[09:41] AC: :33 < h33h33h33

[09:41] AC: :33 < i do ind33d f33l

[09:42] AC: :33 < im feline it a lot!! so i should send all the stuff i finish to you?

[09:43] TG: yeah thatd be sweet

[09:43] TG: dont worry i give credit where its due

[09:44] AC: :33 < im just glad to be taking purrt!

[09:44] AC: :33 < but yes, i think this whole things a wonderfur idea

[09:44] AC: :33 < efurryones going to love it!

[09:44] AC: :33 < when they s33 it

[09:44] AC: :33 < which will be looong in the future

[09:44] AC: :33 < but still

[09:45] TG: you think itll be a hit

[09:47] AC: :33 < im sure of it!

[09:47] AC: :33 < at least 30 people are sure to be big fans

[09:47] AC: :33 < and the ofur 4 are w33nies

[09:48] TG: hahahahaha

[09:48] AC: :33 < XPP

[09:50] AC: :33 < well i dont know about you but im f33ling really inspired!

[09:50] AC: :33 < im going to start drawing right away X33

[09:50] AC: :33 < dont you rush though, im sure sw33t bro and the hella jeff take purrecedence!

[09:51] TG: oh thats almost done

[09:52] AC: :33 < oh, really!

[09:52] AC: :33 < like how close are you?

[09:53] TG: im mostly adding stuff into the script

[09:53] TG: like foreshadowing and shit like that

[09:53] TG: and revising

[09:54] AC: :33 < i s33, the final touches of pawetry!

[09:54] TG: precisely

[09:54] TG: and then its outta my hands

[09:54] AC: :33 < and then it can get made fur real?

[09:55] TG: yep

[09:55] TG: itll be in theaters and on billboards and everything

[09:55] TG: ill be like al pacino

[09:55] AC: :33 < oh, the growly one! ive s33n him

[09:55] AC: :33 < the one with the little furiend

[09:56] AC: :33 < dont do any of that white nose pawder though dave

[09:56] AC: :33 < i dont think its furry good fur you! X00

[09:56] TG: are you talking about coke

[09:56] TG: oh my god who told you about that

[09:57] AC: :33 < i saw it in the movie!

[09:57] TG: jeez

[09:57] TG: talk about innocence lost

[09:57] TG: screw you pacino

[09:57] AC: :33 < he got high on his own supply and blam blam blam!

[09:57] AC: :33 < furry sad

[09:58] TG: it was furry sad

[09:58] AC: :33 < im glad i only saw the end vriskers told me the beginnings even worse

[09:59] AC: :33 < but anyway, as long as youre a sensible pacino you should be fine

[10:06] TG: yeah pacino might not be the best role model

[10:06] TG: then again neither am i

[10:07] AC: :33 < i wouldnt be so sure!

[10:07] AC: :33 < i know lots of people whod say ofurwise

[10:08] AC: :33 < but youre behind the camera anyway, so no n33d to worry!

[10:08] TG: right

[10:08] TG: do you want to be in the movie

[10:09] AC: :33 < :00!!

[10:09] AC: :33 < yes purrlease, if youll let me!

[10:09] TG: hell yeah

[10:10] AC: :33 < i can be geromy!

[10:10] AC: :33 < though i dont know if ill look furry good in yellow XDD

[10:10] TG: did you like geromy

[10:10] TG: hes like the best character

[10:10] TG: youre definitely a geromy

[10:11] AC: :33 < hes my fafurite!

[10:11] AC: :33 < so well defined and dynamic

[10:11] AC: :33 < so thank you furry much! X33

[10:17] TG: hell yeah

[10:18] TG: ok im gonna get back to work

[10:18] TG: hit me up whenever

[10:18] AC: :33 < right, ive got all my pens ready!

[10:18] AC: :33 < will do!

[10:18] TG: heck yeah back to school nepeta

[10:18] TG: see ya

[10:18] -- troubleGadgeteer [TG] ceased pestering adorableCombatant [AC] at 22:18 --

[unrealshithead]

-- adorableCombatant [AC] began pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 22:34 --

[10:34] AC: :33 < *continues her card handing out mission, this time with pomf the cat in tow. not really sure where everyone is she's just knocking on random doors* hellooo! anybody there?

[10:35] TG: *dave opens the door and looks down at nepeta dubiously.* yo

[10:35] TG: dave strider is in the house

[10:35] TG: whats up

[10:35] AC: :33 < oh dave, purrfect!

[10:35] AC: :33 < youre one of the people i n33ded to find!!

[10:36] AC: :33 < i have something for you :33

[10:37] TG: oh

[10:37] TG: really

[10:37] TG: okay what is it

[10:38] TG: also is that a cat

[10:38] AC: :33 < *she pulls a little plastic card from her pocket along with a piece of paper, nodding down at said feline* yes! this is pomf de leon, roxy gave him to me!

[10:39] AC: :33 < im k33ping him with me so people dont mistake him for roxy

[10:39] TG: what

[10:39] AC: :33 < *pomf begins rubbing against dave's legs as she speaks - pet me dave, his little cat eyes s33m to say*

[10:39] TG: wait

[10:39] TG: are you

[10:39] TG: *he stares down at the cat* are you saying roxy is a cat now

[10:40] AC: :33 < *sighs and nods* appurrently! eridan told me it happurrned while they were tracking down the god

[10:40] AC: :33 < i havent s33n her yet myself though

[10:40] TG: should i be worried

[10:40] AC: :33 < i almeowst cant believe it!

[10:40] AC: :33 < hmmm

[10:41] TG: are we all going to become furries

[10:41] TG: is that the latest torture in store for us

[10:41] TG: maybe i should be stocking up on kibble

[10:41] AC: :33 < h33h33, pawssibly

[10:41] AC: :33 < but no, i dont think we have to be worried about roxy at least

[10:41] AC: :33 < it wears off after a w33k or so!

[10:42] TG: oh good

[10:43] AC: :33 < hmm mmm

[10:43] TG: *he bends down to pet pomf the cat*

[10:43] TG: so what did you need

[10:43] TG: besides my excellent company

[10:44] AC: :33 < *pomf responds well to the sritches, purring softly* aaw, he likes you! and well, apurrt furom the company

[10:44] AC: :33 < i n33d you to answer some questions furom this form!

[10:44] AC: :33 < its so you can get your securikitty card, you s33?

[10:44] AC: :33 < were all getting one, so we can go in and out of the hive

[10:44] TG: wow this is turning into an airport

[10:45] TG: how many times will i need to take off my shoes

[10:45] AC: :33 < um well you can take them off if you want

[10:45] AC: :33 < but luckily thats not one of the requirements X33

[10:45] TG: ok what are the questions

[10:46] AC: :33 < the furst question iiiiis *checks said form* who brought you into the medium?

[10:47] TG: jade

[10:47] TG: why do you need to know that

[10:48] AC: :33 < i dont know, its just the questions equius made up!

[10:49] AC: :33 < next one - what was your land?

[10:49] TG: ok

[10:49] TG: land of heat and clockwork

[10:50] AC: :33 < yep!

[10:50] AC: :33 < meow, who was your spurrite?

[10:50] TG: haha davesprite

[10:50] TG: coolest sprite ever

[10:50] TG: slash weirdest

[10:51] AC: :33 < h33h33, really? cooler then jaspers?

[10:51] AC: :33 < i liked jaspurrs

[10:51] AC: :33 < he was a good spurrite

[10:51] TG: yeah i mean i think im cooler than roses cat

[10:51] AC: :33 < and so was i!

[10:51] TG: you were a sprite

[10:51] AC: :33 < oh yes! well, sort of

[10:52] AC: :33 < its compurrlicated XPP

[10:52] TG: what does that mean

[10:53] AC: :33 < well, i dont remeowmber all of it too well

[10:53] AC: :33 < but basically i was roxys spurrite, along with fefurry!

[10:53] TG: oh

[10:53] TG: double prototype

[10:53] TG: sounds weird

[10:53] TG: and kinda macabre

[10:54] AC: :33 < yes, a little bit! it was so confusing, we had trouble talking a lot

[10:54] AC: :33 < but we were happy i think! fur the meowst purrt

[10:54] TG: haha catfish

[10:54] AC: :33 < h33h33, yes! almeowst like it was on purrpose

[10:55] AC: :33 < we helped roxy and jane during thier session, and they were furry nice to us

[10:55] TG: yeah theyre pretty cool

[10:55] AC: :33 < maybe thats why roxy is a cat now! and jane will become a fish?

[10:55] AC: :33 < i dont know

[10:56] TG: wow i fuckin hope jane doesnt become a fish

[10:56] TG: i dont think she goes swimming a lot so well have to toss her in the sink asap if that happens

[10:57] AC: :33 < oh gosh yes we dont want that 8//

[10:57] AC: :33 < no crocker fishies, purrlease!

[10:57] AC: :33 < anyway, one last question!

[10:58] TG: weve got enough crocker fishes to last us several millennia

[10:58] TG: ok

[10:58] TG: shoot

[10:59] AC: :33 < who was your lusus?

[10:59] TG: what

[10:59] TG: oh

[10:59] TG: my bro took care of me

[10:59] TG: alternate dimension dirk i guess

[11:00] AC: :33 < *smacks her forehead* oh yes, you dont say lusus do you

[11:00] AC: :33 < right, you got them all right!

[11:00] AC: :33 < yaaaay!

[11:00] TG: what

[11:00] TG: i got them all right

[11:00] AC: :33 < uh huh! supurrising isnt it?

[11:00] TG: no

[11:00] TG: these are questions about myself

[11:01] TG: im the person most likely in the universe to get these questions right

[11:01] AC: :33 < i know, but what if you were one of those clones? or under the influence of the dark ones

[11:01] AC: :33 < we have to be carefur you know

[11:02] TG: not gonna lie those werent really personal questions

[11:02] TG: any infiltrator for the dark side who did his research would know this shit

[11:02] TG: not that im suggesting you go elbow deep into my personal history

[11:03] TG: unless you have really big gloves

[11:03] TG: to protect you from my dark past

[11:03] AC: :33 < nope, im afuraid i left my ginormouse gloves back at my hive

[11:03] AC: :33 < but i think i can tell its you anyway

[11:04] AC: :33 < only the real dave strider tells these kinds on funny jokes! X33

[11:04] TG: word

[11:04] TG: thats the real test

[11:04] TG: will the real dave strider stand up

[11:04] TG: hes already standing up

[11:04] TG: what

[11:05] AC: :33 < will the real dave strider purrlease take this card then?

[11:05] TG: ok

[11:05] AC: :33 < you just show it to the guard people and then theyll let you in, ok?

[11:05] TG: what guard people

[11:05] TG: *he takes the card from her hand and squints at it*

[11:06] AC: :33 < ... i dont know where he got pictures of efurryone from eifur

[11:06] AC: :33 < but yes, the guard people!

[11:06] AC: :33 < fefurry brought them with her

[11:06] TG: ooh imperial guards

[11:06] AC: :33 < theyre here to purrotect us all, i think

[11:06] TG: are they like those drone guys karkat talked about

[11:07] AC: :33 < oh no! DDX

[11:07] AC: :33 < nothing like that!! 33333w

[11:07] AC: :33 < no, i dont think those exist anymeowre

[11:07] AC: :33 < were safe!

[11:15] TG: oh cool

[11:15] TG: ok i feel like a proper businessman now

[11:15] TG: its nice that securitys being tightened around here

[11:16] TG: even though

[11:16] TG: i dont really think its whats outside we should be worried about

[11:16] TG: at least we dont have to worry about whats outside?

[11:16] TG: i guess

[11:18] AC: :33 < hmmm, i know what you mean

[11:18] AC: :33 < espurrcially since meowst of the trouble s33ms to be coming furom our furiends right now

[11:19] AC: :33 < even with the machine that makes them better, something still might go wrong :((

[11:20] TG: yeah

[11:20] TG: well

[11:20] TG: ill just keep my fingers crossed i dont turn into some dumb crow

[11:20] TG: and

[11:20] TG: you know

[11:20] TG: retain my sanity

[11:20] TG: along with everyone else

[11:20] TG: ok that might be asking for a lot

[11:20] TG: just dont let me turn into a crow

[11:21] AC: :33 < what would you do if you did turn into a crow? :00

[11:21] TG: flap around and be obnoxious probably

[11:21] AC: :33 < would you eat earth noodles and stuff?

[11:22] TG: i guess

[11:22] TG: i already eat earth noodles

[11:22] TG: thats a weird question

[11:22] TG: unless youre evoking some worm imagery right here

[11:22] TG: in which case i would still say yes

[11:22] TG: definitely yes if i were a crow i would eat worms

[11:22] AC: :33 < oh right yes, worms! oopsie XPP

[11:23] AC: :33 < well well just have to hope it doesnt happurrn

[11:23] TG: yeah

[11:23] AC: :33 < but since youre still human dave meow

[11:23] AC: :33 < what do you think we should do about the securikitty stuff? do you think the guards will be enough?

[11:24] TG: depends on what were even trying to guard against

[11:25] TG: i mean with the kind of enemies we have i dont think anything will make much of a difference

[11:25] TG: but like if you wanna keep the paparazzi out

[11:25] TG: thats good

[11:25] TG: or maybe with your troll politics stuff going on

[11:25] AC: :33 < papurrazzi?

[11:25] TG: yeah paparazzi

[11:25] TG: you dont have the 'razzi on alternia?

[11:26] AC: :33 < um, maybe? i was nefur furry aware of a lot of the cultural stuff

[11:26] AC: :33 < equius nefur told me about them

[11:26] AC: :33 < i lived in cave, so

[11:27] TG: oh right

[11:27] TG: ok well the paparazzi make money off of pictures of famous people

[11:27] TG: and other stuff too but mostly photos

[11:27] TG: so what they do is they spend their whole lives chasing celebrities around

[11:28] AC: :33 < oh, they take pictures?

[11:28] TG: like they track their license plate numbers and follow them to the mall and chill outside their houses

[11:28] TG: yeah

[11:28] TG: like

[11:28] TG: lots of pictures

[11:28] TG: everywhere

[11:28] AC: :33 < but why would those be worth anything?

[11:29] TG: because they get published in magazines that are dedicated to gossipping about celebrities

[11:29] TG: theres a fortune in the tabloids

[11:29] TG: but its really uncool

[11:29] AC: :33 < it sounds like it!

[11:29] TG: because basically all they do is talk about how brad pitt still loves jennifer aniston i swear

[11:29] AC: :33 < are they famouse human people?

[11:30] TG: yep

[11:31] AC: :33 < that does sound pawful though, no one likes getting stalked!

[11:32] AC: :33 < wait aaah no were getting distracted!

[11:32] TG: oh sorry

[11:32] TG: what are we talking about

[11:32] AC: :33 < what are we going to do about our highblood furiends?? :00

[11:32] AC: :33 < we already said we werent going to handcuff them

[11:34] TG: oh yeah

[11:34] TG: uh

[11:34] TG: well

[11:34] TG: i thought we had a magic machine that was gonna fix them

[11:34] AC: :33 < we do! but equius thinks it might take a while to get it ready

[11:35] AC: :33 < he says that beclaws there are so many of us, he might have to make anofur one

[11:35] TG: uh how does this shit work exactly

[11:36] AC: :33 < its like a big machine attached to a helmet, and you sit in a chair and put the helmet on

[11:36] AC: :33 < then some sciencey stuff happurns

[11:36] AC: :33 < and youre fixed!

[11:37] TG: its actually the 'sciencey stuff' happening that im worried about

[11:37] TG: like side effects and stuff

[11:37] TG: why would he need to make another one like

[11:37] TG: does it take a really long time

[11:37] TG: or does it run out of its sciencey power

[11:38] AC: :33 < i think its an ofurheating purroblem mainly

[11:38] AC: :33 < it shouldnt take too long though!

[11:38] AC: :33 < he knows what hes doing now, after all

[11:38] AC: :33 < its just that i think theyre taking any highbloods they find back here

[11:38] AC: :33 < thats what they did with gamz33!

[11:39] AC: :33 < and im worried that one of them might get loose X00

[11:39] TG: what are they acting like now

[11:40] AC: :33 < which ones? theres lots of different ones acting diffurently!

[11:49] AC: :33 < like um, equius and eridan are fine

[11:49] AC: :33 < and gamz33 too now i guess

[11:49] AC: :33 < and then theres lots of them who are still missing! :((

[11:49] TG: missing

[11:49] TG: wait

[11:49] TG: what does that mean

[11:49] TG: like

[11:49] TG: theyve been taken

[11:50] TG: or like theyre already crazy loons hiding in someones basement and writing redrum on the walls

[11:50] AC: :33 < um, meowre the second one

[11:50] AC: :33 < i dont know about writing, but i do know some of them are rampaging about!

[11:51] AC: :33 < and some are meowre violent then ofurs

[11:51] TG: have they killed anyone

[11:52] AC: :33 < not permanently DDX

[11:52] AC: :33 < but they have made threats!

[11:52] TG: not permanently

[11:52] TG: you mean they killed one of us and they came back to life

[11:52] AC: :33 < yes, that! there was some big mess with vriska and tavros' dancestors

[11:52] AC: :33 < hes fine meow though!

[11:53] TG: wow great

[11:53] AC: :33 < but still, no one should go out alone for a while

[11:53] TG: this means the other clown is still out there right

[11:55] AC: :33 < im... not catually sure X00

[11:55] AC: :33 < im trying to make a list of whos all here

[11:55] AC: :33 < its diffurcult though, theres so many of us!

[11:56] TG: yeah

[11:56] TG: there are a lot of people

[11:56] TG: do you need any help with that

[11:57] AC: :33 < oh yes, thatd be great! :DD

[11:57] AC: :33 < purrhaps you could check around with people to s33?

[11:57] TG: ok sure

[11:57] AC: :33 < the ones im still not sure about so fur meowstly humans and dancestors

[11:58] TG: well i know rose is here

[11:58] TG: and johns supposed to be here but i havent actually seen him

[11:58] AC: :33 < suppawsed to be? maybe you could check?

[11:58] AC: :33 < i know jane and roxy cat are here

[11:59] TG: ok

[11:59] TG: yeah ill check

[12:00] AC: :33 < and maybe for jade, jake and dirk too? i havent s33n them eifur

[12:00] TG: me neither

[12:01] TG: ok if i see jade jake or dirk ill let you know

[12:01] TG: or the ancestors

[12:01] TG: your ancestors

[12:02] AC: :33 < h33h33, ok

[12:02] AC: :33 < thanks dave!

[12:03] TG: yeah any time

[12:03] AC: :33 < *bends down to pick up the cat that is currently pawing with interest at his cape* ill talk to you later then!

[12:03] TG: see ya

[12:03] AC: :33 < hopefurry not as a crow! XDD

[12:03] AC: :33 < bye bye!!

[12:03] TG: oh yeah god no

[12:03] TG: bye

[12:03] AC: :33 < *scampers away look at her go whoooosh*

-- adorableCombatant [AC] ceased pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 00:03 --

[unrealshithead]

[08:49] -- adorableCombatant [AC] began pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 20:49 --

[08:49] AC: :33 < *ac appurroaches stealthily, slightly cautious of the new human!*

[08:49] AC: :33 < *she hopes howevfur that since all of his furiends are so nice, he will be simeowlar!*

[08:50] TG: hey what was that noise

[08:50] TG: oh never mind its just a cat

[08:50] TG: sup kitty

[08:50] AC: :33 < *ac scampurrs out of her hiding purrlace to sit near him, waving one paw in gr33ting*

[08:51] AC: :33 < hello!

[08:51] AC: :33 < *she says*

[08:51] AC: :33 < *the pawlite kitty asks if this is dave she is talking to*

[08:51] TG: yep

[08:52] TG: dave strider

[08:52] AC: :33 < great! nice to m33t you!

[08:52] AC: :33 < im nepeta leijon!

[08:52] TG: cool

[08:52] TG: tz talked about you a little i think

[08:52] AC: :33 < oh, you mean terezi?

[08:53] TG: yup

[08:53] AC: :33 < i bet she did, were furry good furiends!

[08:53] AC: :33 < but i havent s33n her in a while :((

[08:53] TG: me neither

[08:53] TG: wonder where she is

[08:54] AC: :33 < i dont think anybody knows

[08:54] TG: guess not

[08:54] TG: anyway whats up

[08:54] AC: :33 < ive wanted to look, but weve all b33n so busy and its b33n so dangerous!

[08:54] AC: :33 < oh, quite a lot catually!

[08:55] AC: :33 < ive b33n getting the hive ready fur all our guests!

[08:55] TG: tell me about it

[08:55] TG: there are trolls out the wazoo here

[08:55] AC: :33 < oh really? are you on jades island then?

[08:56] TG: yeah

[08:56] AC: :33 < i thought so! im at the base on alternia!

[08:56] AC: :33 < im trying to find out who else is coming so i can be ready

[08:56] TG: right with the weird udder fetish guy and spiderbitch

[08:57] AC: :33 < hey, youd better not be talking about equius!

[08:57] TG: uhhh

[08:57] TG: i think thats his name

[08:57] AC: :33 < hmmf

[08:57] AC: :33 < hes not a weird udder fetish guy!

[08:57] AC: :33 < he just has ummm

[08:58] AC: :33 < diffurent interests

[08:59] TG: ok we can go with that if it makes you sleep better at night

[09:00] AC: :33 < good!

[09:00] AC: :33 < so how are things at jades anyway? you said there were lots of people?

[09:00] AC: :33 < like who?

[09:00] AC: :33 < nobodys making a nuisance of themselves are they?

[09:02] TG: nope not really

[09:02] TG: makaras still a fucking creep but hes keeping iton the dl

[09:02] AC: :33 < uurgh, him

[09:02] AC: :33 < i suppaws i should be happy hes there then

[09:03] AC: :33 < dont let him out of your sight!

[09:04] TG: not that easy

[09:04] TG: im not his babysitter anyway

[09:04] TG: why should i keep an eye on him

[09:05] AC: :33 < i guess hes not dangerous anymore anyway

[09:05] AC: :33 < tavros is there too right?

[09:05] TG: yep

[09:05] AC: :33 < ok

[09:05] TG: i havent seen him but i hear hes around

[09:05] AC: :33 < phew!

[09:05] TG: why

[09:05] TG: you mean since he like murdered everyone right

[09:06] TG: at least in my timeline he did

[09:06] AC: :33 < not efurryone

[09:06] AC: :33 < or i dont know?

[09:06] TG: that was an exaggeration

[09:06] AC: :33 < the time stuff is too compurrlicated fur me!

[09:07] AC: :33 < anyway, im just purretty sure hell behave himself if tavros is around!

[09:07] AC: :33 < i dont envy jade taking care of all those people though! DDX

[09:07] TG: yeah

[09:08] AC: :33 < its certainly interesting to m33t more stiders, espurrcially when ive heard so much about you!

[09:09] TG: youve heard so much about me

[09:09] TG: from who

[09:10] AC: :33 < well, rose and john talked about you!

[09:10] AC: :33 < they missed you befur you came back i think!

[09:11] TG: oh

[09:11] TG: yeah

[09:12] TG: you said more striders

[09:12] TG: does that mean youve met my brother

[09:12] AC: :33 < uh huh!

[09:12] AC: :33 < him and roxy!

[09:12] AC: :33 < shes related to you too in a weird way right?

[09:13] AC: :33 < ive s33n a lot more of her

[09:13] TG: yeah shes like my ectomom or something

[09:13] TG: its weird

[09:13] AC: :33 < yep! supurr weird!

[09:14] AC: :33 < my dancestors staying with me right meow, and thats kind of the same thing?

[09:14] AC: :33 < she looks so much like me! :00

[09:14] TG: except you guys have that incestuous slurry thing right

[09:14] TG: howd that work ectobiologically

[09:14] AC: :33 < ummm

[09:15] AC: :33 < i dont really know! i think karkat would though!

[09:15] AC: :33 < something about combining things? ://

[09:15] TG: that clears it up

[09:15] TG: i can see clearly now the rain is gone

[09:15] TG: the rain being confusion

[09:15] TG: and that statement being sarcasm

[09:16] AC: :33 < right

[09:16] AC: :33 < the thing kanaya uses sometimes!

[09:16] TG: sure

[09:16] AC: :33 < i get it... i think

[09:16] TG: dont give yourself a nosebleed

[09:16] AC: :33 < no that would be a furry bad idea

[09:17] AC: :33 < i dont want to worry my furiends!

[09:17] AC: :33 < so i bet you look like dirk huh?

[09:17] AC: :33 < john looks a lot like jake you s33

[09:21] TG: yeah

[09:21] TG: im the more attractive one though

[09:21] AC: :33 < h33h33h33

[09:22] AC: :33 < im sure!

[09:22] AC: :33 < taller too i imeowgine?

[09:23] TG: i hope so

[09:23] TG: havent gotten the chance to stand back to back and pose like a couple of action flick baddies

[09:24] AC: :33 < i guess he must be coming here instead huh?

[09:24] AC: :33 < but dont worry, im sure youll get to m33t him fur real soon!

[09:25] TG: yup

[09:26] TG: so hows it going on the rez

[09:26] AC: :33 < well purrobably still be able to travel betw33n the safe purrlaces anyway!

[09:26] AC: :33 < ummm, the rez?

[09:26] AC: :33 < im afuraid i dont know that word!

[09:28] TG: just means the old home and hearth

[09:35] AC: :33 < oh right! things are just fine at my rez thanks!

[09:35] AC: :33 < though im a bit worried about whose coming

[09:35] TG: who is coming

[09:36] AC: :33 < im not totally sure, but i think sollux fefurry jake dirk and pawssibly jane roxy and eridan?

[09:37] TG: wow

[09:37] TG: thats hella people

[09:37] AC: :33 < yes! theyll be divided betw33n the two hives though i think

[09:37] AC: :33 < still, there might be some tension there DDX

[09:38] TG: cross my fingers we dont all fucking kill each other before anyone else can

[09:38] AC: :33 < purrecisely!

[09:39] AC: :33 < im going to do the best i can to k33p efurryone calm

[09:39] AC: :33 < well s33 i suppaws!

[09:41] TG: yeah never can tell with these loons

[09:41] AC: :33 < nope! it can be crazy!

[09:41] AC: :33 < but well be ok

[09:42] AC: :33 < im sure of it! :DD

[09:45] TG: im calling bullshit

[09:46] AC: :33 < huh?

[09:50] TG: weve got a seer of light on our team and she walks around like shes in a perpetual cemetery

[09:50] TG: well probably come out alive though

[09:51] AC: :33 < hmmm

[09:51] AC: :33 < we have to stay pawsitive!

[09:51] TG: how about you stay positive enough for the both of us

[09:51] AC: :33 < yes, i can do that!

[09:51] AC: :33 < i will be pawsitive fur efurryone!

[09:52] TG: hahaha ok

[09:52] AC: :33 < good! :DD

[09:53] AC: :33 < i should go check on efurrything again, but it was nice talking to you!

[09:53] TG: ditto

[09:53] AC: :33 < say hello to jade and efurryone fur me!

[09:53] AC: :33 < bye bye dave!

[09:54] -- adorableCombatant [AC] ceased pestering troubleGadgeteer [TG] at 21:54 --