#nephiliisms

[badassbarmaid]

“You look like you’re a fighter,” Dante said, motioning to Tifa’s gloves. “You know martial arts or something?” -nephiliisms

@nephiliisms

"...You could say that."

[badassbarmaid]

“You ever bang anyone on the countertop?” Dante asked, patting the countertop. “I can think of a few things I’d like to do to you here.” -nephiliisms

@nephiliisms

"Yeah? Keep talking like that to me and you may be tasting the countertop," she said, glaring at him.

[nephiliisms]

@badassbarmaid

"I don't know what you put in that drink, but I need another, like right now," Dante said, wiping his mouth with the napkin nearby. "Is it always quiet like this?"

[nephiliisms]

@dcviltriggcr

Dante came out of the vein of hell, soaked in blood. "Fuck, I'm gonna need a shower," he said, wiping blood off his face with his sleeve. He heard someone shouting ahead, and ran toward the source of the noise. "Who's there?" he called out, a little glad that he wasn't alone.

[goddessseal]

@nephiliisms​ asked:

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) (for Asherah)

Naughty Headcanons! :{☬}: Accepting!

“It isn’t too often that I do, if the word of a harlot can be believed. But when I do, I don’t need to do anything too odd. A touch here, a rub there... Several moments of using more than one finger in a particular place. You know how it is, don’t you?”

[goddessseal]

@nephiliisms​ asked:

“Meeeow,” Dante said, nodding at Asherah approvingly. “How you doin’, hot stuff?”

Asherah was amused by the cat sound and couldn’t stop her light laughter over it. “That is certainly an odd way to greet someone! I rather like it. The orthodox can grow dull after all. And you are?”

[rosuintens]

@nephiliisms​ ::  “I think I can kick your ass,” Dante smirked as he stood in front of the red dragon. (DANTE NO!!!)

〖All the dragon could do at such a claim was let out a snort. The meaning behind it was left to the imagination, whatever emotion held hidden by closed eyes. How many times had she heard such things? Time seemed to have done nothing to wizen the human race. Their numbers grew with little issue but their horizons remained so narrow. But there was something off-putting about this human...

Xanthous eyes opened to look down upon him.〗 “I do not know if you are foolhardy or just a fool to threaten a dragon so easily. Should you pull the tail, you may find that you will not like what bites.”

[nothingmorexnothingless]

[CATCH] Dante catches Kat before she trips. -nephiliisms

@nephiliisms

“-So like I said before, it’s actually a very delicate process when removing the bones from the carcass because they’re so small and frag- ah!”

Kat’s foot caught the edge of the curb. Before she could feel her head smack on the concrete, Kat felt herself being lifted by strong arms.

“Oh, Dante! Thanks, I wasn’t watching where I was going.” Kat was easily distracted when talking about her spell prep. Something she supposed she needed to work on, given how often she hurt herself just walking down the street.