also, COULD I GET 89 WITH ADRIAN I MUST KNOW WHAT HES BROUGHT IN THE HOUSE
out of this world
pairing: adrian chase x reader (gn pronouns)
rating: gen
word count: 663
prompt #89: “Hey, babe, look what I found.” - “GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!”
one-sentence synopsis: adrian brings home a new friend, and you're-- let's just say, taken aback, at first.
author's note: i hope you LOVE the new friend adrian brought home because HE SURE DOES!!!!!!!
read on ao3!
You swear, you love Adrian.
You do. You really, really do. And you love him because he’s a maniac. But, sometimes, he does something so goddamn unhinged that you really can’t even get your mind to catch up with what’s going on.
One of those times is now, when Adrian’s knocking in the front door of your shared apartment and declaring excitedly, “Hey, babe, look what I found!”
You whirl, expecting— Oh, you’re not sure yet. A jaguar, maybe, or a horribly gigantic laser weapon, or Chris Smith. You really don’t know what you’re going to see.
One of the last things you expect to see is— is whatever the fuck that is, the giant blue hawk-snake-lion looking pile of glowing crescent-moon-goo that’s curling around his head like an orbiting ring. You’re proud of yourself for not screaming, though you do slam one hand over your chest and stumble backwards into the refrigerator, unable to take your eyes off the— the thing, whatever the fuck it is.
Eyes wide, face drained of blood, you demand, “Get that out of the house now,” your voice shatteringly high and slow with shock.
“What? No!” Adrian exclaims. “No, they saved my life! Babe, c’mon, I want you to meet them. They only wanted to come say hi. I asked if they wanted to crash for the night but they said nah, even though I said— Hey,” he cuts off. “You alright? You look a little,” he waves up near his face, “Funny. You gonna pass out?”
“No,” you tell him, jaw tight. You fix your eyes on the thing, unable to look away. It— They are still swirling around Adrian’s head. You’re not sure where their face is, if they have one, for you to look at, so you just— look at as much of them as you can. “You— They saved your life?”
“Yup,” Adrian declares excitedly. “I was about to get blown up— Literally, blown up— And then Visia here saved my ass and threw me, like, a thousand feet in the air before catching me and my head didn’t even explode, it was fucking awesome—”
You’re shaking for a new reason now, terrified like you always are when you hear stories about Adrian slipping so casually close to death. If the only thing that stood between Adrian and death today was this creature, you can’t just ignore them or shun them.
Besides, they are interesting. And you are curious. This might be terrifying, but in a thrilling, exhilarating sort of way.
Taking a cautious step closer, eyeing the blue— uhh, friend, you say, “Hi.”
The mass seems to wriggle, turning into a writhing sort of jelly-wreath.
“Thank you,” you tell them. “For saving him. I— That means a lot to me. If he dies, you know. I’d probably die, too.”
“Aw, don’t say that,” Adrian says.
“B—”
“I mean it,” Adrian says, “Don’t, because if I think about you dying, I’m going to lose my fucking mind. Like, go totally bananas, you’ll never see anything like that.” The jelly-mass vibrates. “You said it, man.”
You eye the creature, say, “Can you understand them?”
“I get the vibes,” Adrian informs you. He reaches out a hand, and a tinier ring comes out to circle his palm. “See, that’s, like, their way of high-fiving.”
“Okay,” you say. You stretch out your own hand, lifting it up just a bit. Adrian steps closer, taking your hand in his. The ring circles around both your hands, and you see what he means. The air kind of vibrates, and you feel warm, the inside of your chest smiling.
“See?” Adrian asks again.
“Yeah,” you agree. “I see.” You wiggle your fingers. “Thanks, Visia. I appreciate it.”
There’s a humming in your mind, magma-warm and glowing. You— You guess you don’t mind that they’re here, really, but— You’re currently still glad they turned down staying overnight. You really don’t think they’d enjoy your guest room as it currently stands.
OKAY SO I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT JAKE MARTIN RIGHT? AND I WROTE THESE HCS ABOUT HIM CALLING READER BUNNY A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
THOSE ARE SO FUCKING CUTE!!!
I love just imagining the different blorbos calling their significant others cute nicknames.
I feel like Jake especially would be fun because, yeah, the bunny one makes sense. I also love bunbun because it sounds kind of ridiculous but I can imagine Jake saying it nonchalantly, like in normal conversation.
I like to think once or twice the two of you are out somewhere and he calls you bunny and someone else goes “did he call you buddy?” And Jake just whips around and goes “no! bunny! bu-nny! they’re my bu-nny!” Because how dare someone imply that Jake only thinks of you as his buddy
HELLO idek if i've ever sent you an ask, but i come in with a big thought. so me n nat were spilling thoughts and just the idea of adrian being soft with you and gripping on thigh in his hand and cupping your boob with the other while he sleeps like the little koala he is IM IN SHAMBLES ILY TINA XX
Omg Kyna yes, better late than never ya know! Welcome to the ask box, where you are welcome anytime!
But UGH yes, it's the small touches like that that would just absolutely SEND me into the deep end. It's not always sexual, but just the thought of being close to you, and just holding you in some capacity is just a necessary thing for Adrian. Not like you're gonna complain though. Even if it's something like his fingers just holding yours, like come ON, this man makes me so SOFT it's unbelievable
your little vermin is back bringing a small headcanon for adrian x shy!reader
i like to think that adrian is really intentive to a shy reader and can tell when they are uncomfortable. i may be projecting but sometimes i feel like chris, or another team member, could possibly be a bit loud or too much (unintentionally). and like adrian picks that shit up right away and is whisking you away from the situation. like hes trying his best to defuse the situation because his number one best friend (you) and his number two best friend (chris) should be happy.
idk my brain is fried back to writing my jake x reader fic
omg hello little vermin i love this this is SO CUTE
i like to think like. adrian slowly starts paying more attention and when he does he's like oh shit i actually like this person and find them interesting. so he starts paying more attention and that's when he starts actually learning body language and cues. and maybe he's not good at that with like most other people-- but he can be good at reading people and he quickly becomes an expert in you, specifically
and then he's suddenly realizing all the time that you sometimes will get upset or irritated or surprised and you just don't say anything about it. he doesn't get it. he sees you get uncomfortable but you don't stand up for yourself
and it frustrates him, because, like-- fuck, he wants to stand up for you, and you're not standing up for yourself, so the next time he sees someone (chris) making you uncomfortable and he watches your body languages change he's there and he's putting himself in between you and chris and he's keeping one eye on your shifting body language the whole time until he realizes you're comfortable again and then he just keeps doing whatever worked, talking or making jokes or distracting chris, or you. he just loves you both so much (and you especially) but he can't do nothing when no one seems to notice how your body language is SCREAMING to him but nobody else!!
okay you've fried my brain too this is sick i love him this is wonderful
LEGIT I LOVE ALL YOUR WORK as an asexual, i rarely see so much soft content mixed with sexual content on an acc AND ITS SO GOOD? LIKE BOTH SOFT AND SEXUAL MIXED TOGETHER BRB FROTHING
YOOOOOOO thank you SO MUCH!!!!! i love softness and tenderness and intimacy, it makes me feel so warm and soft inside 😭😭😭 I'M SO GLAD YOU ENJOY IT TOO!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!
Since today is sunday, tag the people who were kind to you this week and show some love ☺ (You're one of mine 🥰)
i'm sorry i didn't see this on actual sunday!!!! i'm terrible!!!!!!!!
i'm so glad i was kind to you this week!!!!!! so many wonderful people have been so wonderful to me this week!!!!!! many of them are not on tumblr but a couple of standouts are @hellomrreaper who is the love of my life and supports my madnesses, and @neptuneswritingwork who vibes with me so hard even when i'm useless 🥺🥺🥺
i havent shown up in ur asks in a hot minute, hi theo! how are you?
coming to share this thought of how the different freddie characters would sleep in bed with an s/o
i think that Adrian would be like a koala, but like his body is like a furnace so you are constantly pulling him off only for him to cling back
when it comes to jake that man runs a marathon in his sleep so please put pillows down before you go to bed in case of falling off
HG is quite literally a rock when he sleeps. full starfish mode, does not move or anything, loud snoring
Luke PP is the best to sleep with, he loves to be the big spoon or just have an arm around you, only downside is he talks a lot in his sleep about music or random shit
Hey neptune! I’m good, I hope you’re doing well, thank you for visiting my ask box!
These are all so cute, and yeah, absolutely correct
As much as I want to cuddle with Jake, he’d definitely end up pushing his partner off the bed in his sleep.
I like to imagine just giving up and sleeping on the couch, then Jake wakes up and and sees that his partner has moved to the couch, and he just gets pouty about it
