When the husband worries I'm turning into a betazoid woman. Sorry babe, my appetite for you is back in full force 🤣
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When the husband worries I'm turning into a betazoid woman. Sorry babe, my appetite for you is back in full force 🤣
Imagine Freddie Mercury learning about Schrödinger’s cat.
Be adorable AND dangerous. Like Five, or the Spanish Inquisition! No one will expect it.
Rift shinanigans pt 3
((@riley-lehmeme))
No, I…that’s why I backtracked when I said magic. It’s not quite the right word, I mean people do call it that but it’s also called mystic arts, you can open portals and do shields, at least that’s what you can do. Future you. There’s more to it, you were learning.
….I’m rambling sorry, did any of that make sense?
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No offense miss.....but it sounds like you’ve been reading way too much of Frank Herbert’s Dune series. Making a portal....it sounds like the navigators folding space....I hope you know how it sounds.....I don’t think I could ever do something like that...
*She seems really weirded out by the idea. Next, she looks to Toshiko*
Can....can we go somewhere not here? I didn’t mean to come down here.
*she says as she keeps glancing over at Janet*
(( @riley-lehmeme @toshi-meme-o-sato ))
Coworker: *while putting a box on the shelf above me* Over your head.
Me: nothing goes over my head. my reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Coworker: ..........
Me: .........
Coworker: .........?
Me: you non-nerds do NOT properly appreciate how hilarious I am.
Will save: nat 1
Grow up, Sam. Burgers beef, bacon's pig, Solent Green is people.
Dean Winchester
Welcome to the Squid Squad, Lauren Fountain... Hope you survive the experience.