Of Felines And Fandoms

The nest of a digital magpie. Art, cute animals, nerdery, casual fandom, funny stuff, mental health awareness, and whatever else catches my eye. PG-13 with a pretty consistent tagging system. Asks/submits/messages are open, I'm friendly.

[steffywolf]

Here’s a late inktober drawing for day 15 based off of @incorrectmysticmessenger ’s post.

[hemeebsvsn-deactivated20180611]

Based off a text post from @incorrectmysticmessenger Bless their blog;;

[incorrectmysticmessenger]

Would Saeyoung be that much of a dork to have a race car bed?

yes

[myexplodingcat]

yes

[incorrectmysticmessenger]

MC: I have problems with a boy//

Saeran: Like “his dead body won’t fit in your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?

MC: ...“I like him” problems.

Saeran: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.

[incorrectmysticmessenger]

707: You know how they say no one will ever love you until you learn to love yourself?

707: Just fake it!

707: Don’t let him see what a neurotic mess you are.

707: You see Yoosung over there?

707: He doesn’t know I cry sometimes

707: because I’m not sure there’s a cat heaven.

[incorrectmysticmessenger]

[Phone ringing]

Jumin: Hello?

707: It's Luciel~

Jumin: What did he do this time?

707: No, Jumin, it's Luciel. It's actually me!~

Jumin:

707:

Jumin: What did you do this time?

[incorrectmysticmessenger]

[MC and Seven doing it for the first time]

707: *hacker voice* I'm in

MC: -_-

[incorrectmysticmessenger]

Jumin: Don’t do anything stupid until I get back, Luciel.

[1 week later]

Jumin: I’m back.

Jaehee: Mr. Han!

MC: Oh, here’s a list of all the stupid things Seven has done.

Jumin: …this has 12 page-

Jumin: DOUBLE SIDED!

[incorrect-mysticmessenger]

My absolute favorite convo in mystic messenger

Mc: what do you wear to swim?

Jumin: I was wearing a Speedo in a photo taken of me when I was 5

Mc: I'd like to purchase that photo

Jumin: ...No, there is no need for me to sell it. I am rich.

[myexplodingcat]

I... don't know if I need to actually say anything in addition to this.

[incorrect-mysticmessenger]

Bad Descriptions of the RFA and Co

Jumin: cold hearted furry

Zen: narcissist that always talks about how he's perfect date material but can never get a date

Jaehee: angry mom with coffee for blood

Yoosung: gullible gamer who needs to get his shit together

707: the embodiment of depression and memes

Saeran: angry emo that needs a chill pill

V: blind doormat

Rika: snake with arms

[incorrect-mm]

Zen: I love all kinds of teas. Red tea, green tea, chai tea. But my favorite kind of tea is the beauty I'm calling and talking to right now~

Jumin: Zen-

Zen: HOLY SHIT WRONG NUMBER

Jumin: -that statement is not only illogical but also ridiculously worded for the matter of the fact that-

Zen: *hangs up*

[incorrect-mm]

zen: haha jaehee you should get drunk more often

jaehee: what? i was drunk?! i don't recall a thing! what did i do? what did i say? did i do anything illegal? did i punch mr. han in the face??

zen: um no lol you were just really open about yourself haha

jaehee: dang it

[incorrect-mm]

707: hey what would yall do if i ran for president

jumin: i'd kill myself

zen: trust fund kid knows what's up

yoosung: please fund my college tuition

jaehee: luciel, you're not even an american citizen, nor do even you fit the basic requirements for such a position

mc: i'll be your campaign manager! ^^

everyone:

707: if that's the case you're promoted

707: to first lady

[incorrect-mm]

at a RFA party

Yoosung: Crap, my mom's calling. Act natural.

707: OMG YOOSUNG YOU'RE SO WILD GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE

Zen: He's stripping.

707: Ya.

Zen: He's naked now.

Yoosung, walking away: Mom... Mom, please calm down.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Someone gimme a list of the best 2019 April fool’s pranks that went down?

[myexplodingcat]

Rhett and Link did a hilarious and totally deadpan Invisible Food Taste Test on their YouTube show Good Mythical Morning. The audio and other post effects totally made the video 😂

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

post-apocalyptic story where the hero’s self-assigned quest is to find a copy of a random YA book they really want to re-read but can’t b/c google/libraries are no longer a thing. they literally transverse the country out of spite looking for a copy of animorphs #28 or something. maybe they save the world along the way but it’s not really important

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back.

I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that’s where my desk was, and it didn’t occur to me to ask.

Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more.