#nerdgirl problems

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Me: *Looking at my bookshelf filled with unread books like a woman looking at a closet filled with clothes* I have NOTHING to read!!

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Me: *Buys 100s of books, movies and tv shows with absolutely reckless abandon*

Also me: wOW wHere diD all mY MoNEy gO????

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I go from 'finish book in one night' to 'finish book in one millennium' there is no in between

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Me: Man, there's so much stuff I can do today!

My brain: You know what would be really productive?

Me: What?

My Brain: Watching the tv marathon of that show you already watched 12 times!

Me: Seems legit

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Me: *Binge watches 99% of an entire tv show in less than 8 days*

Also me: *Tries to make the final remaining episodes last for a span of over 8 years*

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Has this been done? Also... I know it's dead, shhh.

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*Instantly tries to forget spoiler, but inevitably fails, making me think of it even more, therefore cementing it in my memory for all eternity*

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Fan Problems

That feeling of disappointment when someone gives you the perfect setup for a reference, but they're not in the fandom.