#nerrrrrds

[mumblingsage]

My submissive is visiting a friend in Seattle for the next few weeks, which you might think would mean you’d all be spared more obnoxious cuteblogging, but this morning I have to inform you that he, when feeling particularily affectionate, occasionally texts me with accurate use of “thee/thou”. 

[zoadgo]

I call this photo series “The Squad Gathers”

otherwise known as “motherfuckers won’t let me get any decent artsy shots because they’re terrible friends”

[shapeshiftersvt]

New Galactic print: Inner Senshi! This one is a space floral, like Outer Senshi (pictured behind and to the left), but where Outer Senshi is deep indigo, teal, and purples, Inner Senshi is a lot of bright blue, gold, pink, orange and green.

[windandwater]

IT’S HAPPENING

whatever, it totally escalated this quickly in the book. y’all realize they left Rivendell on 12/25, arrived in Lorien on 1/15, and met Galadriel on 1/17? that’s not even a full month! it took them about 3 weeks to stop being enemies and start being best friends. they were then in Lorien for about a month, at the end of which they were completely inseparable. fuckin NERDS.

so yeah we’re at the fun part

[happyg0th]

Welp, I think I've reached peak nerd. #dice #stormtroopers #nerrrrrds

[morbidlycrunchy]

so when you get to snowdin the first thing you see is the camra in a bush and later on we learn that it belongs to alphys that is watching you go throgh the underground yeah?

so then when you talk to sans and he does the thing where he looks at us i think he is actully looking at alphys and OH GOD is that nerd blushing like she is face plumming the tabel at that point and dies

[closetofanxiety]

That Reigns-Cesaro match was the goods, for sure. The nerrrrrrds on WrestleTweet are working hard to put me off Cesaro, though, by acting as if Reigns did nothing to make that special. Will it kill you to acknowledge he's a good wrestler who had a terrific match?

[closetofanxiety]

The reactions to Nikki Bella surpassing AJ Lee's record as Divas titleholder are fascinating. First, you have people actually caring about a wrestling title, and the least prestigious WWE title at that. That's great! That's the goal of this form of storytelling! AJ fans griping, Nikki fans celebrating, all are being wrestling fans the right way. Who would've thought? But then you have other wrestling fans who are enraged that people care about this at all. These "smart" fans have no patience with the WWE women's roster, and are mad that the streak is taking up oxygen that should rightfully be devoted to worshipful consideration of Cesaro's "moveset" or "workrate." These "smart" fans are pissing on AJ's career (what kind of moveset did she even have??!?), making gross assertions about Nikki's real-life relationship with John Cena, and even resorting to the familiar "you know it's fake, right?" cliche. Again: "smart" fans are upset that people are invested in professional wrestling. This might be an affliction unique to wrestling. Either way, shut up, you horrendous nerds.