#nessie posting

[crj-200]

$167 trip clit to penis

[sbarro-arasaka]

sweating is it catholic of me to think of the traveling-preacher-turned-adventist-televangelist who invented this meal every time i eat it? am i doing this as some sort of mental self-flagellation, making sure i turn my breakfast into the perfect time to swallow glass to stay pure? shaking priest by the collar am i devangelical or am i accidentally wrapping all the way back over to evangelical again, skipping catholicism completely and going for the even worse christianity, no offense, by compulsively noting my sin of upkeeping a tradition that i didn’t even realize was adventist until last year when i wondered if there must be a reason none of my non-adventist friends had ever heard of putting peanut butter and warm applesauce on toast before eating breakfast with my family on a saturday after a friday night sleepover????

benoit blanc: i had only wondered if it would be okay if i sprinkled on some cinnamon—

father jud: jesus christ, calm down dude.

[cozmicbrowniez]

THIS ISNT LJMS NESSIE WHERE ARE WE

[crj-200]

listen. i tried posting this on the subreddit but all the "i only fly air ponyo" people downvoted me to hell. i just flew air ponyo for the first time. my flight LANDED RANDOMLY IN A FIELD so the plane could "take a potty break and have a moment to relax", which the captain said "was totally normal" and she (THE PLANE) was a "good girl for landing to go potty." i'm so mad. we were late by TWO HOURS because the plane wanted to stare at people walking by, AFTER GOING POTTY. how is this normal???? when we finally arrived the ramp crew gave the plane a treat, it knew a good amount of tricks so i felt a little better about the whole thing. it was also very cute how the plane was trying to play gently with a stray cat. i'll be booking my next trip with air ponyo i guess. whatever

[crj-200]

planes are mammals. to me

[crj-200]

sniffing you

[crj-200]

gettin silly with it

[crj-200]

who up A-ing they 350s????