May 13, 2024
Saw a goose while I was outside
I got closer and it started hissing at me tho
I was like, what? U wanna catch these hands? What u gonna do huh? Bite me? I ain’t afraid of that. If you bite me I’ll bite u back
Then I saw who I’m assuming was goose husband getting ready to defend goose wife
And…
Goose husband is wearing a bracelet
Even birds have better accessories than me