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This is a compilation of my random thoughs that i tell no one about cause i don't have human friends and my plants are terrible at conversarions

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A tarantula fell from the ceiling and into the kitchen sink

Sure why not

Have you fed your sink spider today?

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First time I eat a macaroon.

Look at these fancy cookies

Oh no

OH NO

I bit it and the innards became out-ards

Every bite makes it more difficult to eat it without getting the filling on me

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When you want to make a snowman but it’s Halloween

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Saw a goose while I was outside

I got closer and it started hissing at me tho

I was like, what? U wanna catch these hands? What u gonna do huh? Bite me? I ain’t afraid of that. If you bite me I’ll bite u back

Then I saw who I’m assuming was goose husband getting ready to defend goose wife

And…

Goose husband is wearing a bracelet

Even birds have better accessories than me

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Me, in a rock and gem show: ooohhh nice nice I like this.

Also me: wait

Are- are my eyes deceiving me?

Nope.

Who makes these????

More than that, who buys these?? And for what?

Also… 15 dollars? Wtf ? That bitch tiny

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Numbers in math?

what is that? all my math has letters in it.

only numbers I see are exponents (sometimes)

I remember when a letter in math was an issue

how naive I was back then

now I have to deal with quadruple integrals, Laplace transform, Euler's rule, and derivatives of displacement to get speed and acceleration.

at least the derivatives are easy

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these are some of the acorns I have.

I've been trying to follow the squirrels to their hiding spots but they must know what my plans are.

I'll catch u bitch

next year. acorn season is over now :(

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I love photography.

here is a hermit crab

and this picture of some trees I saw in a park

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Imagine going out of your house and finding a demon goat and a line of goose.

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They’re always watching

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Is this raw butterfly?

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Did you know that frog’s eyes glow if you flash them?

I sure didn’t

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There’s a snake in my roof

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It’s only raining a little bit

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This little guy jumped on my leg in the middle of the night and nearly gave me a heart attack.

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Next time you go to the toilet in the middle of the night, remember: you may not be alone.