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I just fucked up making biscuits

biscuits

im so done

My oven is making loud noises and it's scaring me so much.

Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus

I AM ABOUT TO RAGE ALL THE FUCK OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE I AM SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE. I am making surprise birthday cupcakes for my friend Jessica and I am going to bring them into work tomorrow and hopefully she is stupid excited about this. THAT WAS THE INTENT. I am making them into tiny Captain America shields and I just iced half of them INCORRECTLY. I iced them one blue ring one red ring a blue circle with a white star in the middle. NO it fucking goes one red ring one white ring one red ring a blue circle with a white circle in the middle. I AM ABOUT TO THROW CUPCAKES ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM.

#never baking again #SHOULD HAVE FUCKING LOOKED UP A PICTURE FIRST #HEY Marvel universe think it is to late to change up capt's shield?#it is for a good cause #promises

#so i got mad at a cake #and it totally ruined my mood #never baking again #i am the oldest eight-year-old there is #after that i decided that i hate my house my clothes my body my face #dressing up nicely yeah sure #i'm gonna go find the baggiest pants possible to wear tonight #whoop i really want to throw something on a wall #the cake if possible #my life

There is an obscene amount of cupcakes in my kitchen right now. What...what do I even do with them all!?

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