Jun 27, 2019
Do you prefer red or white wine?
It’s 2019, Jones, thine eyes and heart yield no preference over color— ALL wines were/are created equal under the presence of our almighty God, Alanis Morissette (#obscure reference).
My STOMACH, however, prefers dry.
As dry as a sizzling desert in August.
(TMI, but I get a rumbly in my tumbly if I drink sweet drinks.)
Also, I prefer my alcohol to be supplied intravenously.