Jul 2, 2013
my night in 2.5
me: so you're mad about a bowl of oatmeal mom: YES CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING SHIT OH MY GOD SO IRRESPONSIBLE! me: well I was just smoking pot up the street. Mom: 😳😡 WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK BUD YOU'RE ASS IS GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP YOUR LIFE me: I was kidding. see how much worse it could be. you're flipping out over a bowl of oatmeal. *shuts door and enters room quietly* mom: *no response*