Hey man… last post freaked me out terribly… I can’t afford infrared goggles… any other way to fight against goblins? Or goblin proof my home further than the 2 foot detectors? I have a collection of beanie babies that keep going missing, and when I look outside I find them tied up inside the mushroom circle behind the bushes in my garden. Their value has DEPLETED with every incident.
I believe the goblins have found their way around my traps, or deactivate them using their underground alchemies.
What do I do!!!
Help!!!
Signed
A believer of the TRUTH.
Ok man heres what you wanna do listen carefully or its fucking OVER. Don't retrieve the beanie babies. I know this is hard but please stick with me. You can't let them know they hold sentimental value enough for you to retrieve them. Don't bother trying to hide them it DOESN'T work, they know, dude.
If this doesn't work you gotta just run the gas and throw in a match. If they have formed the circle its already too late I fear... the portal set up...