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nevertoolazy replied to your post: [She's asleep on his bed]

[Look who’s awake] Where are you going? You look tense, so I thought we could nap together. I’ve been told I have a soothing aura.

My house is full of near strangers and I want to be alone! But instead I have to go out and drink in public.

[She's asleep on his bed]

For fuck’s-- I just-- [Fuck it he’s going out. His house is a hive.]

Hello, child. I couldn't help but overhear you asking my brother about his birthday after discussing yours.

...!!!

Do you know his birthday?

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“Excuse me miss, I don’t think you should be walking around here at night alone.”

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“Miss Sloth! It’s been a while since I’ve seen you!”

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“I may or may not need some medical attention however I will tactfully ignore the fact that I’m injured in favor of greetin you hello.”

Thomas: The big kids keep bullying me!

Hera: Builds character

[Just lays in his bed]

[Who da fuck is you]

[Why the fuck you in his bed]

[GET OFF OF HIS BED]

…Ummmmmmm, do I know you?

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