Jan 1, 2018
Me right now. Happy new year guys ! You're all awesome but don't forget to sleep. 😎😘#happynewyear #neverwakingup #omg2018already #whatamidoingwithmylife
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Me right now. Happy new year guys ! You're all awesome but don't forget to sleep. 😎😘#happynewyear #neverwakingup #omg2018already #whatamidoingwithmylife
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I had a dream last night that Liam Neeson was my therapist.
Actual dialogue:
Me: What if instead of talking we had sex and you made me french toast after?
(pause)
Liam: Okay.
GOODMORNING
I'm going back to sleep
Excuse me while I finally get to sleep in a bed by myself.
Teddy wake up.
Fuck dude! No dont fuck me man!