#neverwinternights 2

[pansytheleia]

Like, why is there a romance mod for Bishop and only Bishop? I mean I would have romanced anyone really anyone rather than Bishop.

[neverwinternighting]

[In Ammon Jerro's haven, if Sand is the only male in the party]

Sand: [A little in awe of a beautiful woman, slight unintentional lechery] You may wish to stand back... if this is truly a succubus, no one is better equipped to deal with her charms than I.

Qara: [irritated] You're right, Sand, you don't have a soul anyway.

Blooden: Oh, but wait... look at this. You have brought something of interest after all. Now, who is this small one?

Sand: [Sand is being addressed by a seductive hot demoness, a little surprised] Small one? [Beat, chuckles] Oh, me.

Blooden: Such elegant ears you have. They tell of a proud lineage, I suspect - and I have heard that the shape of ones' ears among your people tell of their magical prowess as well.

Sand: [Chuckles lightly, false modesty] Well, that is an old rumor, but in this case, rumor coincides with truth. I am indeed a mage of no small skill and talent.

Qara: [listening to Sand brag, quiet] I think I'm going to be sick.

Neeshka and Elanee: [Disgusted at Sand] Me too. Usually he's just annoying.

Blooden: Let me just take a look at those ears and features of yours... come now, step closer, just ignore that pesky circle.

Sand: [Just been invited to step closer to a seductive demoness, happy] What an excellent suggestion! Hold on, I'll be right over.

*Cue KC whapping Sand upside the head*

[teenytinynerdbabytrash]

The only thing worse than being talked about? Luskans.