this blog is primarily for documenting my journey making my own mustelid themed art shop during my first year of college!
it'll be slow but steady, but eventually, i aspire to make something of high quality, with a showcase of a diverse range of mustelids for all mustelid lovers, new and old!
my journal entries will show me setting up shop, branding, mascots and eventual merch designs. tag TBA
rambles will just be rambles about daily life! tag TBA
im Simon, i prefer it/ourself and i am NAWT a minor so beware about 18+ things on here, esp abt objectum!!! I am a Werewolf and an Android respectively >-<
i like markiplier, iron lung, an american werewolf in london, reanimator, resident evil, deep rising, the stuff, evil dead, dbh and ninah!! XD im a weirdo lol
i love mutuals and spam likes on my reblogs so have fun!! feel free to tag me in random shit or talk to me :P
★ Interests: Dead by Daylight, Tarot, LoAs (Law Of Assumption), Manifestation, Life Sim Games, Minecraft, Anime
★ Likes: baejin cafe's subliminals, Life Is Strange, Corpse Party, STOPTIME's music, polaroid photo aesthetics, K-Pop and Pop Music that sounds dramatic and can be put into a villain cutscene
★ Page's Birthday: 24th September, 2023 <3
★ DNI: Basic DNI + Anyone who supports war in Ukraine in any personal way
This is our main blog! You can call us Avery, Petrichor, Verity, or M0ld.
We are a mixed origins DID system with around 100 headmates.
We are bodily a minor. We’re fine with any kind of sexual jokes, just don’t follow us if you're an MDNI blog.
We are putting this up here to deter the types of people that keep interacting with us: We are intersex, disabled, neurodivergent, mentally ill, trans, queer, and plural. We believe in transandrophobia and are anti TME/TMA. We are a pro endo DID system. We are peacefic.
We go by it/ae/shi/bug/hy/hx/he collectively.
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Pfp creds here. Flags are uranic and coffeebean transmasc. Matching w/ our coining blog
Ask for pluralspace friend code or pluralkit ID if wanted (only if mutuals + both are unfinished)
Sideblogs:
@chitterbug-coining (mogai coining, semi inactive due to chronic fatigue)
@averys-mogai-hoard (mogai hoard)
@petrichor-png-hoard (graphics we use + stimboards)
@avery-the-slimeboy (avery’s sideblog)
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Our gender is quite complicated. We are a transmascfem + transxenine intergenderflux nonbinary slimeboy kingender DPDgender genderhaze implagender mincrian birdthing.
In terms of attraction, we are fictoaroace, uranic, gaybian, abrosexual, objectum, greyplatonic, caedfamilial, fictosanctuous, fictopreisen, fictoautostudial, intersex4intersex, minecraftum, and autospec.
For other labels, we are desirwings, mercugenderqueer, apidae, fictendel xenintation, mogaith, end poem emsoul, ahebeviechronal, roblox egocieve.
For system terms, we are mediple, fictive heavy, fragment heavy, aplaplex, eldritch heavy, co-host heavy, addgenic, interplex, bpdplex, mogaibased, and spinbased.
We are also an Averythemayo destoral & an endelic angel. We don’t care too much if you use you/your on us, but we prefer thou/thee (/thy) and you&/your&. We prefer tboy/tgirl when referring to us instead of transmasc/transfem.
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Do not send asks about Shinigami Eyes. It is a transandrophobic, intersexist, racist extension.
We are still living with our abusers, please be kind about this and don't always assume we're okay. If we're gone for over 2 weeks without explicitly saying we will be, it might mean our account has been found by them.
We would appreciate if you trigger tagged posts about fireworks, animal death (including insects), cannibalism, time loops, storms, unreality, doomsday/world ending/death of the universe, and medical needles. Or tag them with something like "avery DNI" / "avery don't look"
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We have BPD, AVPD, NPD (+ DPD, PPD, and SZPD traits), AuDHD, GAD, dysthymia, C-PTSD, OCD, dysgraphia, dyscalculia, hypersexuality, DID, POTS, hEDS, hypersomnia, and specific phobias. We are also schizospec.
Also, fuck off if you’re going to fakeclaim us or treat us as lesser than you because we’re a minor. Same if you think we have “too many mental disorders”. You know nothing about our situation our trauma. Or our genetic history, for that matter… Also we are a forced HRT survivor.
We may speak in odd ways, please do not point this out. Examples are few words, missing words, leaving "I" and "me" out of sentences, referring to ourselves with a 3rd person pronoun when talking about ourselfs. This is from a mix of being schizospec, being a system, and bugmates just being weird about pronouns. Some bugmates are semiverbal, some are incredibly formal. It just depends.
Thank-you! :333, I like your theme too, but I think I have told you that lol. ^^, I am glad it pleases, it's kind of the theme for a lot of my shit rn, because it is what I am feeling
(Divider by Mari @strangergraphics, whom I adore btw, check out all of their graphics)
Gods’ Given Name + Titles: Lord Mortimer Caldwell, Second of That Name, Baron of Bloodhaven, Caldwell, and Blackpool, and Lord of the Thicket.
Nicknames: The Evil Baron, The Baron, Baron, Mort, and Morty.
Pronouns: He/They (Still in Testing)
Age: Baron - Late 20s to Early 30s, Mod - 22.
Sexuality / Romantic Feelings: Bi (leans towards the Gayer Side) and Poly (Still in Testing)
(This Blog is 18+, Minors and Ageless Blogs DNI)
This is a character sideblog run by the rival of the dreaded knight @sirtin, I'm not necessarily your antagonist though! I like to say Baron is "Evil but not cruel," "Villainous but no Tyrant," and "Scheming but not Mean." Hopefully that remains the case forever... I don't know thought those Voices kinda have a point. I essentially operate on Disney Villain logic... although even then I haven't tried to kill anyone yet or suppress an entire ecosystem...
This character plays within the boundaries of the Noble / Prince Archetype, but with all my characters there are several complications/layers to him! For Baron... he's well a Baron. Which is one of the lowest ranked nobility you could possibly be. For that reason he struggles with his low position on ladder... a lot! And actively seeks out opportunities to improve his life and the lives of those around him!
Speaking of! Let me introduce you to the Barony of Caldwell family... there's of course @evildr (Dr. Amanda Harting) our lovely in-house evil therapist, @evil-gerry the Manager of the New Hires Department, @maidhumbel one of our newest hires here, and @cobblers-wife who I'm unsure of if she actually works for me or is just around! The Evil Baron cares deeply about his team and is like a stereotypical Bond Villain with a heart of Gold, kinda like Dr. Evil (yes from Austin Powers).
Finally there's "one" other preset character alongside the Evil Baron... and that of course is the "Voices," aka the Ancestors of his dynasty. We'll see more from them I'm sure...
This character doesn't have much set lore, I kinda make it up on the go. Some elements stay the same while others change over time. But I hope you enjoy this chaotic, ADHD, hopeless romantic, gay, evil guy sparks as much joy in your hearts as he has mine!
Also! I am experimenting with him, so please give me patience as I figure stuff out for him.
Tags I Use:
#The Evil Baron - stuff related to the Character.
#OOC / OOC post / Semi OOC Post - Le Author.
#Evil Asks / Eviler Answers - Anon or Other Q/A.
#The Voices - dealing with the Baron's Ancestors.
#Bloodhaven Ball - the Masquerade Ball RP Event.
#The Helm Saga - love adventures with @mrknightside
#oh good heavens! - NSFW reblogs
#Baron Debauchery - NSFW posts
Here is my attempt at a Masterlist for all of the Evil Baron's major "Arcs," I think this character is far better as a Tumblr RP Character and thus will never see any narratives, most like, outside of Tumblr. That being said he's technically a background character for @Sirtin's story.
Introductions:
The Joke that Started it All - Link.
The Baron Arrives- Link.
Baron's first Anon Ask - Link.
Baron's first Post - Link.
Baron's attempt to find Love - Link.
The Helm Saga:
Baron's run-in with Helm - Link.
Budding Friendship? - Link.
Helm's Boss friendly Interrogation - Link.
Baron CRUSHES easily - Link.
Baby's First Fight - Link.
Semi-Related + The Voices - Link.
He's Cute when he's Pissy - Link.
"You're stuck with Me" - Link.
Private Chat? - Link.
WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME - Link.
Awww- wait no- wait NO - Link.
Art 1 - Link.
Art 2 - Link.
I'm Comforted when You are Near - Link.
"Anytime you Want" - Link.
Art 3 - Link.
Serviiiiing - Link.
A Date? - Link.
Date Night Disaster - Link.
Is it just Me or are Fights Hot? - Link.
Art 4 (The Fight) - Link.
Hunting - Link.
Sad Baron / Break the Curse - Link.
Talking with Dame Perla - Link.
Art 5 + Lore! - Link.
Break the Memory Curse - Link.
Missing Helm... - Link.
Art 6 - Link.
Art 7 - Link.
Art 8 + Awwwww - Link.
Funny - Link.
Art 9 {Warning!} - Link.
My friends are MEAN - Link.
My friends are REALLY mean - Link.
Continued Bullying + Blushing - Link.
Crash Out! - Link.
Ahhh my Creature - Link.
Flirting ends BADLY - Link.
Sad Baron - Link.
The Voices - Link.
*Tejano Flirting Noises* - Link.
Uh Oh Spaghettios - Link.
BREAKING UNDER PRESSURE - Link.
Hehehe... - Link.
Art 10 + Sobbing - Link.
Art 11 - Link.
The Voices of Our Ancestors:
WORK-IN-PROGRESS
The Bloodhaven Ball:
Pre-Festivites:
An Idea begins to Take Shape - Link.
Oops- but you are Invited - Link.
Some Baked Goods! - Link.
Questions about the Garden - Link.
Crown On? Crown Off? - Link.
Mmmm... weapons - Link.
Audacious Questions! - Link.
Guards for the Ball - Link.
Concerning the Youngins' 1 - Link.
Please don't Cause a Scene - Link.
Concerning the Youngin's 2 - Link.
A Rivalrous Argument - Link.
Kidnapping to Slumber Party - Link.
*A Noble Invitation* - Link.
Possible Fit - Link.
Promises of a Dance - Link.
A Notable Addendum - Link.
During-Festivities:
WORK-IN-PROGRESS
Post-Festivities:
WORK-IN-PROGRESS
(For official posts and updates on the Bloodhaven Ball follow this link)
This post here also has a lot of Post Links so check it out if you're curious about something that I may have accidentally overlooked!
Also send me asks. I love asks. You all know this of me. I’ve always said this. I will answer any question posed. And then I’ll laugh at you as I sip my wine from a cartoonish goblet.
