Y'know. I really hate passive-aggressive lawnmowers. They'll start, but it'll take 15million pulls at the string, you punching yourself in the face because the lawnmower got annoyed and decided to pull the string back at JUST THE RIGHT FREAKING TIME, and then you kicking the lawnmower. Then, it'll go about ten feet and die again. Of course, you'll think there might not be any gas in it because, y'know, that happens sometimes, but it will have a full tank of fresh new gas from last week! Then, because it's one of those stupid "moves itself forward" lawnmowers, it weighs like 40lbs more than the older "like hell I'll move if you don't push me" lawnmowers, so it's a pain in the ass to move it to a spot with good footing for starting the process anew. I miss the old days with my favorite lawnmower that I had dubbed "old crappy." It was light, it always started (as long as the motor was on it), and if it didn't want to work it would just fall apart. Sure, it was dangerous to use a lawnmower that occasionally lost a wheel or motor, but it was a great, rusty pile of crap that I loved.
