Well, Why Not?

One year older than Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. She/her. Ace. psst! I'm on Twitter and have been more active there for a while. Same username and profile pic.

[myselfami]

Baby chickens growing over ~1 month.

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[myselfami]

Forgot about Tumblr. Got some chickens.

[myselfami]

Just checking in on this hellsite. Here's George again

[vihyura]

truly

[snowflakeb0ttles]

[chemically-imbalanced-romance]

[claytonical]

[zzoupz]

[spoonietimelordy]

Tumblr at it’s purest form

[discount-supervillain]

I think this one was funnier in my head

[behindsuchgreeneyes-deactivated]

Me and my mutual followers that never seem to actually talk but we like and reblog each other’s posts:

[myselfami]

This was my morning

[theconcealedweapon]

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

[thotlord]

this is accurate

[bluecichlid]

Conservatives:  Why don’t you all care about me?!  

Everyone else:  [Stares into the camera like they are on the Office.]

[myselfami]

You're not a smart dog, George.

[somecutething]

[catchymemes]

[myselfami]

Fucking hell hound

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

[shadowpeople]

free soup

[annabellioncourt]

you’re going to be so, so cursed.

[marrow-bone]

@dovewithscales

[dovewithscales]

Probably just dysentery.

Very good for scrying though.

[iamemeraldfox]

I used to “cook” in these as a child

[systlin]

I have an intense desire to throw more leaves in and stir it with a stick

[antique-scarecrow]

if you lean in far enough you’ll come out the other end to a world you don’t recognize or comprehend

[saint-batrick]

joke’s on them, i already can’t comprehend this one and i’m making that everybody else’s problem.

[myselfami]

Moose.

[myselfami]

Oscar would like everyone to know he is dying from the heat and is also Dobio.