Jun 13, 2020
Oh man! It’s Rahne’s wolf boyfriend!!! I wonder how they are gonna draw his butt.
There it is! (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
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Oh man! It’s Rahne’s wolf boyfriend!!! I wonder how they are gonna draw his butt.
There it is! (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
After the team gets captured by Hela’s Hel Valkyrie demons, it’s the most reluctant member of the group that busts everybody out of Asgardian jail. God damn, Boom Boom futzing around with those time bombs reminds me of just trying to make it through my day in one god damn piece.
(New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
I love how fearless the four base members of the New Mutants look in this picture as they get attacked by a bunch of scary ass Asgardian Valkyrie Hel demons, and how the two X-Terminators buttholes, Boom Boom and Rictor, look in comparison. Part of what makes the New Mutants so endearing is this fearless quality. I just love these kids so much. (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
It’s time to ride that snake to Valhalla!! Man, this story line where Dani is possessed by the goddess of death is really starting to turn into an epic Asgardian yarn. And this is directly after the New Mutants went to hell and back during Inferno. Are they ever going to go home? Or have time to change into clean costumes? They gotta smell like a high school locker room with no air ventilation right now. (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
When the New Mutants make a daring attempt to escape Hela’s capture, the team gets separated and Warlock practically gets cut in half when he doesn’t quite make it through the closing filament that surrounds Valhalla. This leaves most of the team trapped with Hela, while half of Warlock, Rahne’s bubble butt wolf boyfriend, and Boom Boom are left to wonder the dimension outside. (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
I just wanted to post this title page because of how similar it looked to the last page of the previous issue. I love comparing shit like this. (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
I’m just posting these pics of the New Mutants and Asgardian Dwarves battling Valkyrie Hel demons because I think the art is pretty fantastic. (New Mutants #80 – Oct. 1989)
The New Mutants are able to escape Hela’s capture after she casts them into the Abyss of No Return, when Sam is able to just blast everyone out after dilly dallying down there for a few minutes. Abyss of No Return? More like, Abyss of Let’s Just Hang Out Down Here for Five Minutes Until They All Walk Away. This is just classic inept evil villain capture protocol right here, where the evil genius leaves the fate of the heroes in the hands of a single incompetent guard (in this case, the lovable Shrannk). I’d expect more from Hela, the goddess of death. Here’s an idea. If you’re such an evil genius, how about you don’t even hire any inept guards? Maybe do some background checks before you put them in charge of your mortal enemies. Jesus. (New Mutants #84 – Dec 1989)