#newspaper nerd

[ratboyrecall]

Second Post - WHO'S THAT OUTLINE FOR?!

IT'S A!- Actually, we don't know who she is yet. She always tells us different names and we've never seen her stick with one job around town- She might be a librarian.

Better treat her with respect because that dress hides a lot more than her legs (Such as the mass of coal she has used to knock over 5 men out before, which is still the least of you problems as she also has a few book pockets underneath and won't hesitate to school you.)

Might go back later to actually shadow and blend instead of being lazy.

[unitedsassofamerica]

I am so excited! The guy who is in charge of my county’s sports magazine asked me to write the article previewing my high school’s football team since I used to write articles for athlete of the month. Everything about this opportunity is just amazing because I get to write again, and it’s about something I love so much. Plus, I get to see our coach again before I am off to college. 

[unitedsassofamerica]

Today this girl said her mom and her mom's friend ran into Prince Harry at a Longhorn. In Peachtree City. Also that he worked at a Longhorn? What.

[unitedsassofamerica]

I'll spend 2+ hours looking at stuff for newspapers if I have time.

[unitedsassofamerica]

You can have an opinion once you start doing work.

[unitedsassofamerica]

Bullshitting articles in order to meet length requirement is an important skill in life.

[unitedsassofamerica]

The only downside to being manager for varsity this year was that I couldn’t take pictures for newspaper, so when I desperately need a picture for an article, I have to ask people for one.

[unitedsassofamerica]

Fun fact: I can whip out a decent article in 20 minutes.