#newtblr

[everydayesterday]

look, it's a newt.

[newts-and-sharks]

I love that newts do this

Look at this

So cute

[headinthecloudsxblog]

Guess what guys. I've got a date !!!! And here's the crazy part. I've had everything planned out since the day I met her.

(Of course I'm about to go deeply in detail about every aspect of our date plan script as well as our origion story.)

...

I don't even know how many words max can be typed out on this and I am also very very very very VERY aware that I'm wasting word count rn by going on and on and on and yeah I know. But this is how I get to say random stuff that's kinda relevant but not entirely which is starting to sound ...well more like read... or is it... ?

Mhhhmmm, think about that for a moment. If you're reading like you're reading right now (assumably thats how you're following)...are you hearing your inner monolog or are you seeing them ? I'm just ... curious...? (Would really love to hear comments), and I'm sorry. I know you got the point. I think I'm really anxious, guys.

I have a date !!! Okay sorry. I guess it's excitement. Or like a mix of both!

Uhm, yeah, it seems like there's a lot I can say, so I'll just skip ahead to the story.

[that-crazy-goldfish]

A warning to those with newts in their ponds:

(Video description: the camera zooms in on a pond covered by a net, there is a rough skinned newt swimming under a lily pad chasing two fish food pellets, Fins, the filmer, can be heard saying ‘Oh my god’. The newt eats both fish pellets in one gulp, prompting high pitched laughter from Fins, followed by and amused ‘Jesus Christ’ and then ‘Aah! There’s another one!’ The camera points to two lilypads, and then the video ends. End description)

[zrcht]