Incorrect Quotes-Spotsverse Edition
Time for a Incorrect Quotes post, featuring my Elodie/Crimson Dame and @thefcguy Henri/Lord Spots, as well as newcomers to the Spotsverse @whiterosequeen23 Rue/Jester and @vigilante-bardock Nico/Novius
Rue, watching Henri do something stupid: Nico, you're officially only the second highest risk here. Nico: Hell yeah! I'm gonna— Rue: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Elodie: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Henri: Elodie, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Elodie: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Rue: ...It was a bug. Elodie: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Henri: ... Rue: ... Elodie: Stop looking at me like that!
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Rue: I just had a long talk with Nico and Henri about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.
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Henri: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this? Rue, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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*Henri falls over* Elodie: Henri! Are you alright? Henri: Is that you, God? Elodie: What? Henri: It's just, you sound a lot more like Elodie than I expected.
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Nico: How do Elodie and Henri usually get out of these messes? Rue: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Elodie: Between Rue, Henri and Nico, there are three braincells. Elodie: And Rue has all three of them.
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(Warning, swearing)
Crimson Dame: ARE YOU- Novius: Fucking. Crimson Dame: KIDDING ME?! YOU- Novius: Fucking. Crimson Dame: IDIOT! Lord Spots: …What was that? Novius: Jester banned Crimson from swearing, so I’m helping her out.
(I like to think Elodie banned herself, so Nico is just being the devil on her shoulder).
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Nico: I told Henri to grab snacks for everyone. Rue, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Nico, Henri, and Elodie raise their hands*
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Nico: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Henri: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Rue: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Elodie: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Henri, throwing a pokeball at Nico: Nico, I choose you! Nico, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Rue: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Elodie: Thanks, it's the trauma
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Henri: Let’s not Nico this into a worse situation than it already is. Nico: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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Rue: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Nico. Elodie: Aww, is it because he's like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere? Rue: What? Gross, no, it’s because he's like a weed that you can’t get rid of!
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Nico: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Nico: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Nico: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Rue* Rue: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Jester, to Novius: When was the last time you let someone hug you? Novius: *thinking* Novius: 2012. Lord Spots: 2012…? Novius: Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Crimson Dame out so I let her hug me.
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Jester: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Crimson Dame: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Novius: I got distracted halfway through. Lord Spots: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Elodie: Why is Nico crying on the floor? Henri: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Elodie: And? Henri: They got Rue.
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Novius: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Crimson Dame: *sighing* Jester. Jester: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. Lord Spots: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
