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[authorwiththemuse]

Just curious, on the small off chance the theory of bill ruining the science fair project turns out to be true, what would that mean for your ford relationship with him?

(( Ford’s relationship with his ORIGINAL Bill is bad anyway. It’s why Ford is so against all Bills normally. 

The only exceptions are Evil-triangle-demon and thatisoscelesbastard. 

It wouldn’t change anything honestly. He would still hate Bill(s), he would still love(?) Eviltri and would still trust(?)/like TrashBill. He’s slowly learning not all of them are like his original Bill, but its slow going mostly. 

[authorwiththemuse]

Funfact; There’s at least 6 unbroken triangles on Ford’s person 

Only one broken is the one on his right forearm.

Basically he’s a walking fucking view point for Bill.

[authorwiththemuse]

i cant believe the shapeshifter forced ford to have an identity crisis

I KNOW

I’m so heart broken. I suspect when it was a baby it was just mundane things, like turning into furniture, but as it matured it got more aggressive and Ford was forced to contain it. That then turned into it taunting Ford and whittling him down even more so when he was paranoid after the portal accident with Fidds.

Whenever I think of that page actually I think of this comic, which has been my headcanon since I read it. 

[authorwiththemuse]

Okay after a LOT of stressing (unneasserily)

Myself and @nxtwhatheseems have picked a birthday for our stans

Jan 5th 1954

I picked the exact day, she picked the year. 

This makes them 58 as of GF

Currently 61. 

[authorwiththemuse]

Because I enjoy these too much apparently???

TAGGED BY STOLEN FROM: @pandasingle​

REPOST, NOT REBLOG

GENERAL:

✖ NAME: Stanford Filbrick Pines        ✖ AGE:  65~? (ish)         ✖ BIRTHDAY: 5th Jan  ✖ SPECIES: Human ✖ GENDER: Male       ✖ SEX: Male                 ✖ ORIENTATION: Pansexual ✖ PROFESSION: Paranormal researcher

PHYSICAL ASPECTS:

✖ HAIR: Dark grey/brown with lighter grey streak from temple to temple       ✖ EYES: Blue (Formally brown. Changed while on the run)  ✖ SKIN: Pale ✖ HEIGHT: ~5′7 ✖ WEIGHT: 150~ish

FAMILY:

✖ SIBLINGS:  Stanley Pines (twin), Shermie Pines (brother) ✖ PARENTS: Filbrick Pines, Ma Pines  ✖ GRANDPARENTS: N/A ✖ OTHER RELATIVES: Dipper and Mabel Pines (Great niblings) ✖ ANY PETS?: N/A

SKILLS:

✖ PHYSICAL PROWESS:

Agile for his age (Free running is actually a strength of his)

Could probably bench press the niblings.

Has a high pain tolerance 

✖ ABILITIES:

Amazing drawer

Genius

Quick thinker

Amazing gambler 

✖ HOBBIES:

Drawing

Book making

Inventing

Gambling (Occasionally)

TRAITS:

—— POSITIVE ——

Passionate

Curious

Selfless to a fault

—— NEGATIVE ——

Stubborn

Paranoid

Egotistical

Easily depressed

Highly self conscious

LIKES:

✖ COLORS: Reds, dark colours, browns. Gold ✖ SMELLS: Old books, fresh air, petrichor ✖ FOOD: Fond of ice cream and ginger biscuits ✖ DRINKS: Tea, black coffee

OTHER DETAILS:

✖ SMOKES?: Occasionally/Rarely. ✖ ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?: Yes. (Cheap beer/Dnjea Kaoibq [Blue Death]) ✖ DRUGS?: Yes. Rick’s influence. (mostly K-lax and weed) ✖ DRIVER LICENSE?: Yes ✖ EVER BEEN ARRESTED? Yes. More than once. Is currently wanted by intergalactic police for nearly everything.

> TAG 10 PEOPLE TO DO THIS:

@nxtwhatheseems @grunklepoindexter @stanowar @spacealcoholic

[authorwiththemuse]

Antarctica would be more life threatening then pasta.

Stanford Pines 

[authorwiththemuse]

68, 82, 92

[ Meme ]

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I really haven’t listened to much of her stuff, but I rather like Safe and Sound.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Raisin… What? Don’t look at me like that.

92. Do you want to get married

No. I can barely hold a relationship. How the hell do you think I’d be able to keep a marriage together?

[authorwiththemuse]

Dear boyfriend (Scribbles out) Dear person I like

Dear boyfriend person I like,

Even though you are the worst influence I have ever had in my life. (Well okay, maybe not THE worst, but you’re definitely second on that list.) You drive me crazy, frustrate me to no end and help add felonies to my already lengthy list because of your unnatural ability to make me agree to your bullshit. 

I still love like you. Hell I probably like you more then I hate you most of the time.

But please, never try to hurt yourself again. I have no idea what I’d do if you were able to actually do it. I still can’t sleep.

Signed

Fordsy