#ngachika

[eggpregmidwife]

describe kaneki ken's ass using only nouns: pillow, cloud, humps, trunk, ipod, nail polish remover, kitten whiskers, hairspray the musical

YOU ANSWERED THE PROMPT! Hairspray the Musical is definitely accurate. I would also add:

apple

delight

Friends theme song

[eggpregmidwife]

buddy pal HE Y

This seems like a personal attack on my accent but maybe it's just a friendly hello who knows

[tsubasamisudachi]

would you say that post really... gatcha goat

i just want that post to "bird go" away

[tsubasamisudachi]

it has 4k notes

the only reason i posted it in the gatchaman crowds tag was because i wanted other people in the fanbase to see it and laugh about how terrible it was. i never asked for this

[eggpregmidwife]

ngachika replied to your post: ngachika replied to your post “im dele...

cant believe you didnt wash your hands………………

*continues touching your STUPID mouth with my immaculate fingers*

[eggpregmidwife]

ngachika replied to your post “im deleting”

i bet you didnt even wash your hands after dinner :/

I wash my hands obsessively you can bet your sweet sweet buns they are immaculate at any point in time. OCD WINS THIS ROUND, KIDS.

[eggpregmidwife]

im deleting

*reaches out and pinches ur lips shut with all my fingers* shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[haelstorm]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHEYANNE YOU PERFECT SUNFLOWER PETAL DANDELION FROND MOONLIGHT BABY!!! YOU ARE A DELIGHT AND THE LIGHT OF MY DASH (AND MY LIFE TBH) AND YOURE SO CUTE AND SO WONDERFUL AND I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS HALF AS GOOD TO YOU AS YOUVE BEEN TO ME BC THEN I KNOW YOULL HAVE A GREAT ONE. ILUVM BYE!!!

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REXY I READ THIS ASK LIKE 4 TIMES BC MY MIND COULDN'T COMPREHEND HOW MINDBLOWINGLY SWEET AND LOVELY IT IS 

THANK YOUUUU<3