#nhgaf

[operation-24]

whats nhgaf

maybe the real nhgaf was the friends we made along the way

[absollnk]

Absol, what is nhgaf -Corn anon

You walk up the cracked and crumbling steps leading to a doorway at the top. It doesn't have a door; it looks like it hasn't had one for a long time.

Next to the door is a sign: "a lot of things makes me Cry," it reads. Tentatively, you step inside.

It smells like ink and tears, and your body feels unnaturally cold. Contrary to what you expected, this doesn't look like a run-down apartment. It's just a black void, with someone sitting in the middle of it.

They are wearing a vest by the sleevehole.

You step into (onto, as well) the void and it sounds like stepping into a shallow pool of water; it alerts them of your presence. They turn and look at you.

You're scared. You're fiddling with your overalls and straw hat. Temporarily, you forget how to speak, but eventually you do.

"Ma'am... Er, actually... No, doesn't matter. I have a question for you."

Their face remains still except for their eyebrows, which raise, signalling you to continue.

"W-What's... What's n... Nhgaf?"

My mouth opens, revealing yet another void, and I say, voice laced with distortion and static,

Go ask taly

[squidshadow]

“im going to shit on your left nut”

[operation-24]

Congratulations

thanks

[absollnk]

Blease give me a hint as to what nhgaf is -Corn anon

Frustrated, you've returned to their void. Its void.

You step inside once more and your bootsteps echo in the damp nothingness. Armed with a pitchfork and sheer will, you trudge forward.

You don't see it sitting in the open anymore. All around you is black, apart from the ripples at your feet. You didn't know the lack of all color could show ripples, but here you are. And despite the seemingly total darkness, you can see yourself and your weapon clearly.

As you advance, you hit a wall. Wait- How can there be a wall here?

You feel along it, looking for an edge, when you feel a slight indent. You press down, and the wall explodes, but you don't see or hear it. Only the vibrations signal that it's gone. And Absol, sitting behind it. Facing you, expecting you.

"You know what I want!" You shout, southern accent almost as thick as your rage. "Tell me, or else!"

It opens its bottomless pit of a mouth and chants "three, three, three. The cipher's key. Qr krpr. Qr krpr. Qr krpr."

It stands up for the first time, and avocados spill from its vest's pockets.

You point the pitchfork at it to keep it at bay. "Enough games! Tell me! At least a hint!"

"I did, my friend," I say. "You have the tools. Use them."

[absollnk]

whats nhgaf

I dunno, Corn Anon