A friendly, but firm, reminder
Let me start by telling you a bit about me
I live and work in Shanghai, China
I’ve been here 7 months now
Before I was in London for 5 years
It’s not that I hate the UK
I am always planning my next trip
I worked in advertising in London
My agency transferred me here
So for the first time in my travels
Someone else was taking care of stuff
I had a look over the policy
I didn’t know really what I was looking for
So thought it would be fine
Not only was it still there
“what was the name of that hospital you went to once?”
“Shanghai United Family Hospital”
They take my insurance details
The doctors and nurses disappear
In a pencil skirt turns up
Well your insurance isn’t great
You are going to have to pay
How much can it seriously be?
That is one thousand and sixty one pounds
The CT scan shows I have appendicitis
They schedule the operation for tomorrow
And begin giving me some antibiotics
So the total cost for the operation
And the stay in this (lovely) hospital
Where everyone speaks to me in English
Is going to be 200,000 RMB
She is still looking at me
It covers 30% of the cost
I’ll have to ‘find’ the rest
I don’t have anywhere near that money
It’s not like I can choose whether I have my appendix removed
How can it cost that much??
How can anything that isn’t a house cost that much?
Of course I can go to a local hospital
But the price isn’t that different
And no one will speak English
And prepare myself for total bankruptcy
And prepare myself to have an operation in China
I work for a good company
A kind and compassionate company
But this brings me to my friendly reminder
There is no talk of money
Calling a shit insurance firm in Hong Kong
That don’t work Sunday nights
(Why does everything shit always happen on a Sunday night?)
There’s no pencil skirted bird
The real cost of medical care
Just how fucking blessed they are
So this is my friendly reminder
The NHS might not be perfect
But it is the biggest fucking gift
The most amazingly wonderful peace of mind
When there is an emergency
To all the Brits back home
Don’t take it for granted
And that living in the UK
Is a pretty amazingly wonderful