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( Dick storming into the room )
Dick: I HATE EVERYTHING
Bruce: what happened this time
Dick: I entered a nightwing lookalike contest
Bruce: why ?
Dick: Roy bet me fifty dollars I would loose
Dick: and I did loos
Bruce:
Dick: TO JASON
Jason: ( cackling from the room next door )
Dick: ive been a vigilante since i was like 9 and im normal Cass: Jason: Tim: Steph: Duke: Damian: Dick: why arent you guys saying anything
Baby! Damian: *points at you*
You: why’s he doing that. Why’s he pointing at me.
Tim: that’s how he picks his opponents, he just points at them.
Dick: cut it out Tim, he’s- I’ve actually got no idea why he’s doing that.
You: *tries to move*
Baby! Damian: *keeps his finger pointed at you, face set like stone*
You: okay let’s see what happens if I do this *pokes Damian’s finger with your finger*
Baby Damian: *smiles as he firmly grips your finger, smiling*
Dick: you’re the baby Damian whisperer.
You: I must be…but now he won’t let me go, I’m stuck.
Tim: you brought that upon yourself *leaves*
Dick: have fun entertaining him *leaves*
You: guys? Guys?! I’m telling Bruce you’ve banded me!
You: …*looks at baby Damian* you’re not going to let go anytime soon are you little man?
Baby Damian: *tightens his grip on your finger*
You: I take that as a no.
Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!
Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!
Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-
Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!
Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT
Jason: Why is there a raccoon in the Batmobile?
Tim: His name is Steven and he's helping me commit tax fraud.
Jason: …I leave you alone for two hours.
Tim: Steven needed a getaway driver.
Damian: Father asked me. "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?"
Damian: Father, it'd my idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.
Dick: so if it’s you or the laptop-
Tim: me. 100%.
Dick: …your not even gonna pretend to think?
Tim: about what? I can always just rise from the dead but my laptop-
Dick: what?
Tim: what?
Dick: what made u think you can rise from the dead?
Tim: well Jason did it so it’s obviously not difficult
——
Jason, in his safe house reading a book: I feel a chill or disrespectful in the air.
——
Dick: alr can you at least lie abt it
Tim: ughhhh
Dick: for me *flutters eyelashes*
Tim: Fine. *says in monotone voice* If it were either me or my laptop to be destroyed I would choose … the laptop.
Dick: thank you Timmy
Damian, walking past: Richard even you know that’s an outright lie.
Random socialite: Your accent is so…charming!
9 year old Dick: Uh-huh
Dick, whispering: Bruce, if you don’t get me out of here right now I am going to punch someone’s face in and chances are it’s going to be yours.
