#nic.txt

[aiku]

met up w my old friends today and one of them was like "i recently met one of my bf's friends for the first time and i think you guys could be cute together maybe if you're interested but lemme scope it out more first" LMAOO im so single tht my friends meet some1 for the first time and think abt setting me up it is so over for me😭🙏

[sexchangedotcom]

for whom the tom waits

[sexchangedotcom]

if theyre selling the rights to doctor who i reckon they should give me a go of it im a nice young man and my heart's in the right place

[sexchangedotcom]

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[sexchangedotcom]

bruce springsteen im on fire changed the world because it lets cis men feel what it's like to ovulate

[sexchangedotcom]

with all the things going on in the world right now everyone's always asking for my opinion so i guess i'll say it here once and for all my only concern is with the great crystal

[sexchangedotcom]

repeat after me you are not jez from peep show. you have to stop saying you're jez from peep show. you are a talented and interesting young man. despite being unemployed and bisexual you aren't jez from peep show